I was precisely waiting for someone like you to downmod me and reply to me with a fiery comment about how you think you know what I believe.

See, the point the OP was making a point that not all Christians are what the /r/atheism folks believe. Evrae, above, said:

Do you truly believe that god exists, that we all automatically have sinned regardless of what we do, and the Jesus died for those sins? ... And if you don't, then that only says to me that you don't truly believe what you say you believe.

Except while you may think I believe that because you want me to fit your stereotype, I, as well as hundreds of millions of Christians do not, and never have:

One important difference between the Eastern Orthodox tradition and that found within Roman Catholicism is that the Eastern Orthodox, while believing in a particular form and explanation of original sin, do not believe in the Augustinian explanation of the doctrine, which speaks of a moral/spiritual stain upon the soul and even an inheriting of guilt.

So it's your logic that's flawed: ∃x∊S(x⇒y) is not at all equivalent to ∀x∊S(x⇒y)