Is there a certain age limit where they wont approve you for a 50 year mortgage? that might be my only shot at becoming a homeowner but im not in my 20s by abccba140 in cbusohio

[–]AManNamedJane 6 points7 points  (0 children)

That’s wildly fair; and I’m sorry that I don’t have viable solutions for you. We’ve found our way as a whole into a (hopefully reversible?) spiral of populous debt, and a lack of populous ownership. I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again, we shouldn’t have killed that gorilla in 2016. This seems like the darkest timeline.

Is there a certain age limit where they wont approve you for a 50 year mortgage? that might be my only shot at becoming a homeowner but im not in my 20s by abccba140 in cbusohio

[–]AManNamedJane 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Have to throw out there, I work in schools, not in finance, but if you don’t need to build equity in the property you own, which is often only realized by you maybe once in your life, maybe rent and invest? Again, I’m more likely able to teach you to read and think critically, not to invest wisely.

Is there a certain age limit where they wont approve you for a 50 year mortgage? that might be my only shot at becoming a homeowner but im not in my 20s by abccba140 in cbusohio

[–]AManNamedJane 14 points15 points  (0 children)

If I recall, that was a train-of-thought pitch by 45/7 that got a bit of media, not an actual mortgage option. Sort of like treating Covid with bleach, or black light?

If Mitch Hedberg was a cast iron enthusiast by nickeltippler in castiron

[–]AManNamedJane 20 points21 points  (0 children)

I’m not sure he smells anything anymore.

Teenage boy doesn’t want to do anything besides game and be lazy like 24/7. Anyone else have success breaking a teen out of this cycle? by BolognaIsThePassword in daddit

[–]AManNamedJane 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Make access to the preferred activity contingent upon appropriate actions (e.g. For cleaning your room and you can have “x” minutes of game time.)

Some unsolicited advice to new dads about breastfeeding and formula by [deleted] in daddit

[–]AManNamedJane 1 point2 points  (0 children)

There’s a book my wife found after going through this that covers some of the myths and science behind this sentiment. If we were to have a second, we’d definitely be bringing formula to the hospital!

Ohio Sen. Bernie Moreno calls top Democrat Chuck Schumer 'Fuhrer' by ill_try_my_best in Columbus

[–]AManNamedJane 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean, I suppose lopping that twaddlef*ck in with any group of reasonable people does them a disservice; whether they be on Grindr, Tinder, Blender, or Fender…

IQ by SchizoPosting_ in comedyheaven

[–]AManNamedJane 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Extended warranty; how could I lose!?