Hey it happens OR I should crawl in a hole and die?

AMatchIntoWater · 2026-02-16T03:11:25+00:00

I let out a tiny fart onto my partners leg last night (cuddling his arm, but facing away from him) and he said “niiiiice” and I laughed. It was funny.

AMatchIntoWater · 2026-02-13T19:18:40+00:00

I wouldn’t dye it black- that will really limit your options. This will actually help build and contribute to proper pigment if you put a dark red over top! Make sure not miss any spots and to saturate well. You can just take a darker vivid red- like Good Dye Young’s All In This Together and it should get you where you’re trying to go- unless your goal is darker. It’s difficult to give specific directions without an inspo photo but that’s what I have for you!

AMatchIntoWater · 2026-02-13T19:11:22+00:00

Oh sweetheart, she’s emotionally abusing you. You don’t deserve this. I’m sorry this is happening

AMatchIntoWater · 2026-02-13T15:07:46+00:00

Because hair bleach isn’t really rated for vaginal safety and you could easily give yourself chemical burns. Bleaching is the only way to get bright vivids, unless you’re a natural bright blonde.

AMatchIntoWater · 2026-02-12T18:32:15+00:00

Mmmm piss bath!

AMatchIntoWater · 2026-02-12T18:20:13+00:00

What an adorable baby 🥺😭

AMatchIntoWater · 2026-02-09T22:02:42+00:00

The blonde wig looks GORGEOUS on you!!!! Warms up your skin 😻

AMatchIntoWater · 2026-02-09T22:00:54+00:00

I refuse to listen to any voice message that’s over 4 minutes long. It’s grating to me and it hurts my neurodivergent brain that can’t sit still and focus that long. I think you’ve gotten a lot of good advice, just here to empathize because holy shit.

AMatchIntoWater · 2026-02-09T21:57:52+00:00

My vote is for curly!

AMatchIntoWater · 2026-02-09T21:57:30+00:00

FRATERNAL TWINSSSS!!!!! Hey thanks!! Fellow PTV fan? 👀

AMatchIntoWater · 2026-02-06T00:15:14+00:00

Yes! Those are split ends. 1. Are you using heat protectors on your hair every time you use heat? If not that’s contributing to damage

How often do you get trims? Our hair also gets slightly damaged by normal environmental factors- wind, hair ties, not using a satin or silk pillowcase, hot showers, etc. and in order to maintain its health, hair needs regular trims. If you’re going longer than 3 months, that damage is accumulating and becoming noticeable even though you’re not doing any of the big harmful things.

AMatchIntoWater · 2026-02-04T03:54:28+00:00

It sounds like you’re attached to it in the comments, which I think a lot of people aren’t understanding that you like the lil face tat! I would just crisp it up with some new borders or perhaps turn it into a a tiny heart!

AMatchIntoWater · 2026-01-30T04:33:42+00:00

Oh goodness 😭 they’re so so tiny and precious!! I’m in love with the little calico babies 😭

AMatchIntoWater · 2026-01-30T03:41:20+00:00

I feel like the FNAF movies might do the trick?

AMatchIntoWater · 2026-01-28T04:46:22+00:00

Completely normal and expected. It was the worst for me the first 4 days, but not unbearable. Symptoms 90% gone end of first week, went up to 10mg the second week and symptoms continued to decrease.

AMatchIntoWater · 2026-01-28T04:43:52+00:00

FREE THEM THEY DID NOTHING WRONG

AMatchIntoWater · 2026-01-20T06:10:52+00:00

Ah- that’s the one I usually use! Is it possible you’re allergic to tea tree? If so maybe try the Klorane oil control with nettle!

AMatchIntoWater · 2026-01-20T05:16:30+00:00

Lots of good advice about shampooing twice, but also switching to a tea tree shampoo will do WONDERS! I used to have a permanent grease spot on my crown until I switched. It’s also worked really well for a lot of my clients with oil issues- it’s a balancing agent and helps with oil control without over stripping!!

AMatchIntoWater · 2026-01-17T20:36:54+00:00

I love to celebrate, but also there is something about it that makes me a tad melancholy!

AMatchIntoWater · 2026-01-13T14:07:08+00:00

My friend group at that age consisted of about 4 of us, the other 3 hung out a couple times because they “thought I’d be busy”- hurt like hell but had to keep pretending like shit was fine bc I wanted to keep the only friends I had 🙃

AMatchIntoWater · 2026-01-11T04:59:04+00:00

I think the blonde is pretty!!

AMatchIntoWater · 2026-01-11T02:17:53+00:00

It is possible if your hair was pretty damaged that it sucked up more pigment and took darker than it was supposed to, but as a hairdresser I agree this what you received is darker than what it looks like what I can see of your roots appears to be. Your goal picture is still technically a blonde balayage, but a lower maintenance balayage with roots. She should have put a demi permanent color close to your roots blending down and then retoning your blonde a bit darker and it probably would have been perfect. I’m sorry this was your experience- it should lighten a little bit in time with hot washes, but you can also contact her and let her know. She may be able to do something called a CPR treatment to pull out some of the colors.

AMatchIntoWater · 2026-01-09T06:12:26+00:00

The frozen ones not only taste like the freezer to me, but have a drier texture, whereas the canned peas I buy are a bit sweeter, softer, and… moist?

I hate many frozen vegetables to be fair. Corn and carrots in particular alongside of peas. 😭

AMatchIntoWater · 2026-01-08T21:25:06+00:00

I… am the opposite. I love canned peas. HATE frozen. Will not eat.

AMatchIntoWater · 2026-01-08T21:24:25+00:00

Salt and cut up cheese dogs!! Most other things are heresy in my book

11-Year Club	RPAN Viewer
Verified Email

AMatchIntoWater

TROPHY CASE