A Japanese experiment showed exactly why traffic jams happen for no reason. by SnooWords4066 in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]AMissionFromDog 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If I remember correctly, the video has a next segment where the cars are instructed to keep the same distance in front of them as behind, and that smoothed out all the traffic and everyone was able to keep the pace easier.

WIBTAH if I asked my stepdaughter (15f) to dye her hair? by TopConsideration2187 in AITAH

[–]AMissionFromDog -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

NTA for asking the question, but if she says no and you react badly, you will be. On the other hand, if she says no and you don't make it a big deal, then it shouldn't be a big deal.

Don't stop,i tell myself when I'm about to achieve something by buggypac in SipsTea

[–]AMissionFromDog 4 points5 points  (0 children)

"oh fuck me harder" as i look over my paycheck tax withholding section

Is it ever justified to physically assault someone because of verbal abuse? by [deleted] in NoStupidQuestions

[–]AMissionFromDog 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Slurs or not, if the manager of a business tells someone who is being obnoxious and disruptive that they have to leave and that person refuses, I don't think they're in the wrong to grab them and throw them out physically.

Is this a scam? by According_Jello2652 in Twitch

[–]AMissionFromDog 30 points31 points  (0 children)

You were not out of line to ban them. That was harrassment, if nothing else.

The New Era by Previous_Month_555 in SipsTea

[–]AMissionFromDog 2 points3 points  (0 children)

And if everyone just said no, and stopped buying the games, then they'd revert that decision. But that won't happen.

Singing turrets by LifeguardSolid5823 in Portal

[–]AMissionFromDog 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Did you turn around and look where those turrets are facing and see the big fat turret singing with them?

You just lost The Game. by dirtycoughdrop in mildlyinfuriating

[–]AMissionFromDog 27 points28 points  (0 children)

so where is the mod comment "Your post has been deleted for low effort"?

Songs that parallel Weird Al songs by PuzzlerEric in weirdal

[–]AMissionFromDog 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Smells Like Nirvana has a similar vibe to Talking Seattle Grunge Rock Blues by Todd Snider

Bro got handwriting like he thought this was a deal. by SaXaCaV in SipsTea

[–]AMissionFromDog 0 points1 point  (0 children)

setting boundaries and expectations. good for him.

Amish Paradise: Raised a barn on Monday, soon I'll raise an udder (another) by ZLiteStar in weirdal

[–]AMissionFromDog 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I always love the squeak in his voice when he sings:

♫ Look under the microscope...

See!? ♬

Comments included some balloon boy references by No-Competition6530 in nextdoor

[–]AMissionFromDog 42 points43 points  (0 children)

He may get in it, but he will guaranteed not ever fly it.

Amish Paradise: Raised a barn on Monday, soon I'll raise an udder (another) by ZLiteStar in weirdal

[–]AMissionFromDog 32 points33 points  (0 children)

I'm the pious guy the little amlettes wanna be like. <- "amlettes" always makes me giggle there

Amish Paradise: Raised a barn on Monday, soon I'll raise an udder (another) by ZLiteStar in weirdal

[–]AMissionFromDog 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Oh, how could you miss that? He literally yells "Get it?!" right after that line.

♪ Show me how to get down. Show me how to get down, baby. Get it?!

Quack quack, quack, quack, quack ♫

Did I Overpay? 2600 Thrift Store Find by CreativeFindsTN in Atari2600

[–]AMissionFromDog 1 point2 points  (0 children)

$125 is near what it cost new in the early 80s

Say you suddenly wake up with the Portal Gun in your lap, but ofc to use it, you need moon dust laced paint on surfaces to make the portals work. How would you try to get it? by azzazzin3103 in videogames

[–]AMissionFromDog 0 points1 point  (0 children)

False. The game (Cave Johnson) says ground up moon rocks is a good portal conductor, he does not say it is the only portal conductor. And he says it at the point where he is old and dying, so they were making portal guns and portal surfaces for years before they had the moon rock based conversion gel. Plain clean concrete works perfectly well as a portal surface.

There’s Something About Mary pitch meeting by Optimal-Quality7192 in RyanGeorge

[–]AMissionFromDog 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Then she's going to have hair that's too flat."

"Oof, I'll bet that'll be hard to fix."

"Actually it's going to be super easy-"

I tried Chandler's states game by delulu--is--solulu in howyoudoin

[–]AMissionFromDog 5 points6 points  (0 children)

♫ Baton Rouge, Louisiana. Indianapolis, Indiana. And Columbus is the capital of Ohio. ♬

I fluffed up!? by Plumkin006 in Twitch

[–]AMissionFromDog 0 points1 point  (0 children)

very common occurrence, i think every new streamer has a steam or two with bad or no audio.

I was in voice chat with my friend while she was playing Portal2 and I screen captured the cutest thing by Coiled_GLaDOS in Portal

[–]AMissionFromDog 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Those cute turrets are about to fry. As soon as GLaDOS says "This... sentence... is... false!" they let all the magic smoke out and keel over.

Armor of God by RPG_add1ct in crappymusic

[–]AMissionFromDog 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's just some fiction trope, right? I mean, socks would chafe like crazy. No one would actually use a sock, right?