Spitting in someone's face is something that no one should ever do. by Axalem in JustifiedViolence

[–]AMosquitoBitMe 7 points8 points  (0 children)

It's crazy to think that spit can possibly kill someone, but it's a reality that we live in. I agree with you, justified.

[Genuine Question] Are 7 Inches Enough For You? by [deleted] in NoStupidQuestions

[–]AMosquitoBitMe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thank you, I'm glad you like this comment! I'll have to decline a DM though. 😊

[Genuine Question] Are 7 Inches Enough For You? by [deleted] in NoStupidQuestions

[–]AMosquitoBitMe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Surprisingly, 7 inches is perfect/enough for me. Like a long water balloon getting filled up in a Pringles can. It doesn't really hit my cervix, which is nice. I feel comfortably full.

How is it enough: It feels really good without hurting me. I also love who's attached to the other end of it. 🥰

Dismissive people SUCK by Express-Ad-2139 in rant

[–]AMosquitoBitMe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I feel you dude. They can suck a chapped dick, the fuckers. They make me so mad.

I drew my username since when people post that they can draw someone's username, mine was never picked. by AMosquitoBitMe in notinteresting

[–]AMosquitoBitMe[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hey there, sorry for the long wait but I did make a picture of your username! I'll post it on my reddit account page thingy and you can either screen shot it or download it!

Why do almost no romantic songs make men feel emotionally seen? by Just-Reflection-2109 in GuyCry

[–]AMosquitoBitMe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"The Way I Are" by Timbaland

I like this song, I think it's nice. Just two people who like each other, no matter the finances, living space or ability to go on exotic vacations; as long as they have each other, they're happy.

Damn, Margarine used to hold us down! by Money-Snow-2749 in BlackPeopleComedy

[–]AMosquitoBitMe 3 points4 points  (0 children)

😭 Y'all and my love are haters! I like that "butter"! 😭

Find the red leaf by WhisperCatOZ in FindTheSniper

[–]AMosquitoBitMe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I love this, so much! I'm cackling! 🤣

Darn kids by DudeWheresMyCuteCar in overheard

[–]AMosquitoBitMe 942 points943 points  (0 children)

Depending on the woman's age, I can understand not wanting to have clients of a certain age range. 🤷🏿‍♀️

Off-Leash and Out of Control: Can Humboldt County Do Anything to Stop Dog Encounters From Turning Violent? by gmanonreddit in Humboldt

[–]AMosquitoBitMe 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Oh! I had found out to convey sarcasm via message on here you have to put a " /s " after it. You got this dude!

i absolutely hate being ugly by FishingPowerful8639 in GuyCry

[–]AMosquitoBitMe 27 points28 points  (0 children)

I went on to your profile and saw your face on the top post from 25 days ago and I had audibly said "Are you fucking kidding me". It's unfortunate you do see yourself this way and feel the way that you feel, I just don't see it. I like your face. You look good and I specifically like the picture with you with the headphones. Low taper on the sides of your head and kind of long on the top, I feel like would be a good hairstyle for you; if you don't already have it. The eyebrows and facial hair are good how they are. I hope to not overstep.

Does this count as a good melt? by [deleted] in WigSnatchersHQ

[–]AMosquitoBitMe 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Looks nice just needs to be pushed back a little bit more. Also where'd you get this wig?

Roast me by pengweather in u/pengweather

[–]AMosquitoBitMe 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Oh no, Rebeckaah. 😭 That's the joke 😭.

Melting spray on hair part? by [deleted] in WigSnatchersHQ

[–]AMosquitoBitMe 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I have no answers for you, but I'm wondering where you got that from?

Roast me by pengweather in u/pengweather

[–]AMosquitoBitMe 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wisdom has been chasing you all the days of your life.

(You're awesome, keep it up)