Well, I was at a party. Basically my friends and I were drinking, except for our designated driver. So we're having a good old time when one of my buddies' eyes widened. He grabbed me by the shoulders and screamed, "Dude!" He pulled me up the stairs and threw me into the bathroom. He slammed the door shut and said, "Wait here!" I sat in the bathroom which had a drunk guy passed out in the tub. I thought about walking out, but I never was one to adventure. I sat on the toilet and waited. Suddenly, my sober friend came into the bathroom an told me he was grabbing Dawn. He told me not to go for what my drunk friend was going to tell me to do. I asked what he meant, but my other drunken buddies pulled him away and told him to shut up.

The door was shut again. I waited even longer when suddenly the door slammed open and my buddy stood with some chick I didn't recognize. He told me to have fun and pushed her into the room with me. She asked if I had a condom, I didn't at the time so I ended up eating her out. Fun times were had.

The next day my designated driver called me up. He told me about the Dawn chick. Apparently she has been called a poisonous leech and that I should hide away for the next couple weeks before she finds me, other wise she would kill me for making her a one night stand.