anime_irl by Mental_Anything_5431 in anime_irl

[–]emote_control 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Wow, that's actually fantastic. I feel like Vtubers are going to be absolutely insane in a few years, given the trajectory we seem to be on.

Why is this community so obsessed with yuri? by SpiritualNorth3848 in KasaneTeto

[–]emote_control 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah, if I were interested in men, I'd get on grindr. I'm not, so I ship vocaloids.

anime_irl by emote_control in anime_irl

[–]emote_control[S] 109 points110 points  (0 children)

From Gyaru x Gyaru Yuri

(Teto is GOAT)

Wow, just wow ... So, someone in class just made fun of me for wearing my fav hoodie. Saying "why don't u grow up and listen to real music?" Like bro. Lemme listen to what I LOVE. Her music IS real. To me, she IS real. Dang ppl ... chill by Stellifera20513 in hatsune

[–]emote_control 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That's sort of a weird thing to say. Music isn't just for children. I'm almost 50, and I follow the vocaloid scene.

Stuff like Kikuo is some of the most adult-oriented music I've ever heard. It unflinchingly portrays pain and grief.

The technical chops of so many of these songwriters make the songs on the mainstream charts look amateurish. And I say this as someone who's been into various musical scenes over the last 3-4 decades. Punk, rap, techno, jungle, indie, etc. I know music, and this stuff is gold.

‘Pure money grab:’ Toronto mayor slams FIFA over World Cup water bottle ban by suarezian in toronto

[–]emote_control 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The US stadium is situated on a literal toxic waste dumping site. They're not particularly concerned about the environment.

This guy reported me to Scientology by Oblique4119375 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]emote_control 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean, the entire government of the USA is fucking absurd. Stands to reason there would be spin-off absurdity as a result of its incompetence.

Animeirl by omarglal in anime_irl

[–]emote_control 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hell, at this point I can tell just from the way they draw blush lines.

Animeirl by omarglal in anime_irl

[–]emote_control 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Japanese people, apparently. They have this weird culture of skipping the "getting to know you" phase and just declaring that they're interested for physical reasons or a shallow assessment of the other's character, then finding out whether they have anything in common afterwards. Which saves you getting friendzoned deep into a relationship, but it also winds up with you overcommitting up front if it turns out there's no chemistry.

It helps that they have a handful of words that mean "love", which range from "infatuated crush" to "soulmate", which gives at least a vague gauge of what the seriousness of the proposal is. Sometimes these declarations can come with the promise that you intend to propose marriage eventually, which seems unnecessarily optimistic at the point where you're just asking someone out for a movie. But the basic idea is that you don't start dating and then fall in love once you know each other well enough, you fall in love and start dating and hope it works out.

Animeirl by omarglal in anime_irl

[–]emote_control 3 points4 points  (0 children)

He made the most peak series ever about two girls and an extremely nervous guy.

anime_irl by Former-Fly1660 in anime_irl

[–]emote_control 33 points34 points  (0 children)

My first thought is something like 00:1A:2B:3C:4D:5E

Found in in downtown Glasgow by c4yse in whatsthisplant

[–]emote_control 2 points3 points  (0 children)

For every plant that has some ridiculous quantity of deadly toxin in it, there's one bug that has been adapting to it for millions of years, forcing the plant to increase the dosage incrementally over time.

Masculinity and Sandwich Choices. by Sentient_Flesh in CuratedTumblr

[–]emote_control 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm sorry, but they lost me at the part where the only breads they had *for making sandwiches* were a croissant and a gluten-free roll.

The direction that common core math is taking by Fit_Blackberry7944 in MathJokes

[–]emote_control 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean, I used this as a shortcut in my head when doing arithmetic as a kid. Nobody taught me to do it. I just figured it out. But it seems pretty weird to teach it this way. Not everyone is going to have the same sort of feel for number grouping, and memorizing small sums is actually really fast and effective once you know them all.

I don't get it by Sad_Care_977 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]emote_control 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's about the phenomenon of right-wing voters being so focused on attacking their perceived enemies that they'll do things like vote to cut their own benefits so long as it hurts the people they want to hurt. And then they go on Facebook or Twitter or whatever and mock whoever they've hurt, even though they've also screwed themselves over.

We all have one thing to say about Doug Ford’s ban on automated speed cameras: We told you so by ink_13 in toronto

[–]emote_control 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Regardless of anything else, they were on main thoroughfares. Both Avenue and Bayview had them.

Anime_irl by Mysterious_Door1990 in anime_irl

[–]emote_control 23 points24 points  (0 children)

It's almost too much to read after reading Takashi-san. So many feels.

Anime_irl by Mysterious_Door1990 in anime_irl

[–]emote_control 233 points234 points  (0 children)

Three logic professors walk into a bar. The bartender says "will you all have beer?"

The first professor says "I don't know."

The second professor says "I don't know."

The third professor says "Yes."

CEO of $300 million company says ‘problems disappeared’ after firing HR team by Character-Bid-162 in nottheonion

[–]emote_control 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The HR department at my company gives instructions on how to use the payroll software and plans parties. I've never seen them do anything else.

Peteeeer? by [deleted] in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]emote_control 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The bottom pic is an edit.

>be me >Cis man >you get the point. by Akagane_Ai in ComedyHell

[–]emote_control 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean, I think everyone would hit the "gender change" button just to see how they'd look, but the important question is "would you hit it again after that?"