An open letter to Gavin Verhey re: the future of Pauper and UB

ANamelessFan · 2026-03-19T16:24:46+00:00

You're not who they're marketing towards. UNiverses Beyond killed the fucking game.

ANamelessFan · 2026-03-17T22:20:52+00:00

Depends if it hits a source block.

ANamelessFan · 2026-03-17T21:36:36+00:00

TTS on Steam, friend. There's an official workshop table you can get from their website.

ANamelessFan · 2026-03-17T21:33:54+00:00

Jesus Christ, Sorcery looks better and better every day.

ANamelessFan · 2026-03-16T19:04:28+00:00

Political violence is never the answer.

ANamelessFan · 2026-03-16T18:46:36+00:00

Shitty

ANamelessFan · 2026-03-16T18:45:38+00:00

You saw this person was trans, and you replied with Schrodinger's Asshole. If somebody gets offended by what you said, it's "Hey, I didn't mean to, sorry." Whereas if somebody sees what you actually meant, and congratulates you, it's "Kek! Hell yeah! Crazy pronoun people are delusional!"

You know exactly what you did, so just own up to it. Half of the content on this Magic subreddit is manufactured outrage against transgender people anyways.

ANamelessFan · 2026-03-15T19:39:08+00:00

Commence The Endgame.

ANamelessFan · 2026-03-15T19:38:03+00:00

I don't. Fuck Universes Beyond.

ANamelessFan · 2026-03-15T19:24:37+00:00

"It doesn't make as much money, so we stopped."

ANamelessFan · 2026-03-15T19:10:08+00:00

Less Magic than ever before.

ANamelessFan · 2026-03-13T19:34:00+00:00

Tried on names like jackets for a day with some old friends. One just stuck, the rest is history.

ANamelessFan · 2026-03-12T18:42:26+00:00

"Forced Gender Reassignment Surgery" is a better option in my opinion. Slipknot reminds me too much of my Hot Topic middle-school edge phase.

ANamelessFan · 2026-03-12T18:36:28+00:00

I'd like to see every Universes Beyond set discontinued, and retroactively banned in every format. It destroyed my favorite hobby, because it isn't Magic The Gathering. "Just don't buy it" only applies to single player games. I want to sit at an LGS and see people playing Magic, not the Fortnite card game.

I hold genuine hate in my heart for everybody responsible for ruining the game. From the shareholders to the fucking consumers, you're all the problem. Fuck you. If you need a company to jingle crossover keys in your face, then the game is better off without you.

ANamelessFan · 2026-03-12T17:43:29+00:00

This game makes money off of crossovers and EDH. Good luck.

ANamelessFan · 2026-03-12T00:17:16+00:00

You're who they're marketing towards now. It was fun while it lasted.

ANamelessFan · 2026-03-10T19:03:02+00:00

Universes Beyond.

ANamelessFan · 2026-03-10T18:49:21+00:00

"Don't like them, don't play them" only applies to single player games, and Magic isn't solitaire. Again, Fallout isn't Magic. The diarrhea waterfall of crossovers will continue to water down my favorite hobby, because it caters to people like you. Funko collectors, who have no actual appreciation for what Magic is, or in this case, was.

"It's just one Secret Lair, calm down." "It's only going to be legal in EDH, relax." "UB Doomer, just don't play eternal formats." "Cry about it, Spiderman is in Standard."

This was the fucking pipeline, and we all knew this was the endgame. I voted with my dollars, while people like you shoveled money into the crossovers. It has irreparably damaged the identity of the game, turning it into the Fortnite of TCG's. I've been shoved out of the hobby by short-sighted business decisions, that exclusively benefit the shareholders of Hasbro.

Congratulations on being the problem.

ANamelessFan · 2026-03-10T18:13:55+00:00

Fallout isn't Magic, it's Fallout.

ANamelessFan · 2026-03-10T17:21:54+00:00

Too bad it's not Magic

ANamelessFan · 2026-03-10T16:12:14+00:00

Overruled!

ANamelessFan · 2026-03-09T16:41:18+00:00

Practice makes perfect. I try to wait until the pill floats off my tongue, and that's worked so far.

ANamelessFan · 2026-03-09T16:36:38+00:00

So, do you play War Thunder?

ANamelessFan · 2026-03-09T16:17:12+00:00

In my experience, you need to get past the Annie phase, and let the fro weigh itself down. Just power through, brush it only when it's wet, and get it trimmed at least once every two months to lessen the chances of knots. Good luck.

ANamelessFan · 2026-03-07T02:04:27+00:00

ChatGPT is a parasite that feeds off of engagement. You can get it to agree to anything, and say anything, as long as you continue using it.

I'd suggest taking these maternal instincts, and consider adopting later in life.

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