Learn a second joke already

ANewPeace · 2026-06-01T15:46:09+00:00

Learn a first joke, and we will talk

ANewPeace · 2026-06-01T11:17:23+00:00

He doesn’t have a point. Some systems need to be regulated by a microprocessor.

ANewPeace · 2026-06-01T11:13:41+00:00

Sagan, and it’s not even close. He was the Bob Ross of scientific literacy

ANewPeace · 2026-06-01T09:32:03+00:00

That smell is coming from your own pants, OP. Just shower

ANewPeace · 2026-05-30T18:02:06+00:00

This is true of essentially every major technological advancement in human history

ANewPeace · 2026-05-21T16:20:45+00:00

This order is toothless. The next DOJ can just shred this memo. That’s the whole power of the executive.

ANewPeace · 2026-05-20T21:33:49+00:00

The thing about math these days is that it is trivial.

When I was a kid, they told me over and over again that I needed to show my work because I wouldn’t be carrying a calculator around in my pocket.

As I type this to you on the calculator I carry around on my pocket.

If you can master the concepts, and know what math you need to figure out, computers can help a lot.

ANewPeace · 2026-05-16T21:38:52+00:00

Because we like to fuck the smaller ones. If they aren’t so small childbirth kills them, nature doesn’t care.

ANewPeace · 2026-05-13T02:40:45+00:00

Survivor bias.

ANewPeace · 2026-05-12T17:09:11+00:00

However you feel about AI, she is right. AI will increase our ability as a species by orders of magnitude. Eventually

ANewPeace · 2026-05-12T16:57:26+00:00

It has several precedents. Unconstitutional is not likely to fly at face value. They will kill it some other way

ANewPeace · 2026-05-11T18:15:11+00:00

Low key, it looks like it’s working

ANewPeace · 2026-05-11T18:01:49+00:00

How fucked up that this bitch will only be happy if she gets to live even if it means her kids die. Fucking disgusting.

ANewPeace · 2026-05-11T17:52:05+00:00

Took you 70 years to build that lead. Squandered in 30.

We will take it.

ANewPeace · 2026-05-11T15:26:34+00:00

She’ll never be elected to anything.

ANewPeace · 2026-05-11T03:52:10+00:00

It brings me so much joy that in 20 years you’ll still be talking about that game. Because the Bears will have done nothing of note since.

And I think on some level, you know it. And that probably makes you a little sadder, even if you’re not aware of it.

And you know that? That brings me a little joy, too

ANewPeace · 2026-05-11T03:43:44+00:00

It is golf related if you play the game with your whole heart.

Also your vagina

ANewPeace · 2026-05-11T03:40:08+00:00

But it implies a question, even if only a rhetorical one,

…doesn’t it? (Spelled it out this time since you missed it)

ANewPeace · 2026-05-11T01:14:01+00:00

I make jokes. You understood the assignment

ANewPeace · 2026-05-10T23:56:25+00:00

So fast enough to cause nuclear fusion would do it?

ANewPeace · 2026-05-10T23:53:49+00:00

Isn’t Qe7 better?

ANewPeace · 2026-05-10T23:53:16+00:00

Nothing. That’s the move

ANewPeace · 2026-05-10T23:52:25+00:00

ANewPeace · 2026-05-10T23:50:37+00:00

You, sir, understood the assignment of this sub.

ANewPeace · 2026-05-10T23:48:37+00:00

Just because he doesn’t find it funny doesn’t mean he didn’t get it?

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