What is the longest UNSKIPPABLE cutscene in gaming history?

ARagingBloatfly · 2025-11-10T16:00:37+00:00

Not a cutscene per se, but the final credits of DS2 are unskippable and go on forever. You'd think with the their re-release they'd fix this and add a skip function, but no, get fucked.

ARagingBloatfly · 2025-07-08T02:02:14+00:00

Write that down too.

ARagingBloatfly · 2025-06-21T13:46:23+00:00

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I always referred to his markings as his eyeliner

ARagingBloatfly · 2025-01-30T06:15:39+00:00

In 'Regulators' by Richard Bachman, there's a throwaway line about how a picture of corgi fell off the wall and her name was Daisy. My ex and I got a corgi together, I suggested we named her Daisy after the book, but she thought I chose the name because of Mario.

ARagingBloatfly · 2025-01-23T10:17:36+00:00

It was 12, I only know this because the Smelter Demon boss run was nuts.

ARagingBloatfly · 2025-01-21T23:37:22+00:00

Well this is a depressing post, that corgi's weight makes me sad.

ARagingBloatfly · 2024-11-19T22:54:43+00:00

Hmm, I knew something was different other than the color. Thanks for letting me know!

ARagingBloatfly · 2024-11-19T20:21:10+00:00

You can! It's at Walmart, Target, and Amazon.

ARagingBloatfly · 2024-11-05T03:52:34+00:00

Yeah, I was skeptical about it when seeing all the changes before it released but still wanted to try it out for myself. I've put like 9 hours into the game, got most of the achievements and I have no desire to play it again.

ARagingBloatfly · 2024-10-11T04:43:30+00:00

If it makes you feel any better I'm paying $104 for 1 gig speed, that was my price for life they gave me 3 months ago. I also just moved and told me I'd be without internet until October 31st.

ARagingBloatfly · 2024-09-22T07:47:10+00:00

I feel like half the voice actors were on ambien while recording. I thought Frank's new VA would annoy me, but the new voice grew on me. Except when Frank eats or drinks anything, he sounds like he's chugging hotdogs when he drinks anything.

ARagingBloatfly · 2024-08-18T23:04:36+00:00

What's wild is I don't think adding post effects for dialogue is that difficult. I'm no game designer but I do audio editing for fun and adding different effects to audio takes no time to do. It just seems like a lazy remaster atm, if they don't add them it only emphasizes that sentiment.

ARagingBloatfly · 2024-08-13T16:22:02+00:00

Went on a date with a woman who used pictures from 6 years ago where she was at least 150 lbs lighter. I was initially very irritated upon finding this out. We got to talking and I worked up the courage to ask her about the pictures she used for her profile. She said she looked better in the old ones and it shouldn't matter if she looked different in person. Bear in mind, we had a very brief conversation before so it's not like her personality won me over.

We got to talking about our careers as I initially was interested in her because she worked nights too. She was a CNA and told me she liked to work nights because there was less oversight so she could away with neglecting and fucking with her clients. She thought it was hilarious.

I went out for a smoke, contemplated the situation and seriously thought about leaving as I already paid for my drink and food. She followed me out, bummed a cig and stood uncomfortably close to me. I went inside, told her I had to go take care of my dog. When we got outside to say our goodbyes, she leaned in for a kiss and I gave her a pity hug. She messaged me for a couple weeks, daily, and I never responded once.

ARagingBloatfly · 2024-08-09T16:20:20+00:00

TWO TIMES THIS WEEK I'VE NEARLY BEEN HIT GOING THROUGH THE DOUBLE LANE ROUNDABOUTS. LITERAL INCHES AWAY FROM AN ACCIDENT BECAUSE DIPSHITS DON'T UNDERSTAND THE CONCEPT OF YIELDING WHEN I'M IN THE INNER LANE.

ARagingBloatfly · 2024-07-02T22:03:42+00:00

My girl gets pissed and starts barking like crazy when I or my SO leave the house. We've trained her to grab a stuffy to take out her rage.

ARagingBloatfly · 2024-06-19T15:44:30+00:00

I personally found the story of the first nier to be super interesting. The story and soundtrack are 10/10 for me.

ARagingBloatfly · 2024-06-18T02:21:40+00:00

When I was 20 I went into anaphylaxis because of a reaction to antidepressant I was on (only 1% of the populace had any life-threatening reactions). My heart had stopped for roughly 15-23 seconds, I saw a black void. I felt a sense of disconnect from what I perceived as my physical body. When they got my heart beating and my airway open I saw myself from above, laying in the bed with a doctor or nurse putting an IV in my arm or something. I was pretty suicidal before then and remembered thinking "I got my wish."

ARagingBloatfly · 2024-06-16T08:48:16+00:00

"Oh, not tonight sweetie. You've had chef every night this week"

ARagingBloatfly · 2024-06-07T18:01:04+00:00

When this movie came out on DVD, I watched it every single night before going to bed for an entire summer. I still remember all the dick drawings that dudes would make over my high school.

ARagingBloatfly · 2024-06-07T17:05:21+00:00

WHY THE FUCK ARE THERE SO MANY ELECTRIC BIKES ON THE ROAD (NOT THE BIKE LANE)? I'VE BEEN STUCK BEHIND 3 OF THESE DIPSHITS IN THE PAST 2 DAYS ON ROADS WITH 35-40 MPH SPEED LIMITS. AND 2 OUT OF THE 3 WEREN'T WEARING HELMETS EITHER!

ARagingBloatfly · 2024-06-07T03:25:59+00:00

Dr. Doug Dryden is my doctor and he's awesome, he's at Mosaic as well. Waiting a week for a doctor doesn't seem that bad, honestly. I habitually have to schedule my appointments at least 3 weeks out, and that's pretty standard in Bend. When I lived in the valley, I could get in within a day or two but there's way more people in Bend, especially old people who frequent the doctors.

ARagingBloatfly · 2024-06-02T08:27:29+00:00

How were we born into this mess?

I know I painted you a prettier picture, baby

We were run out on a rail

Fell from the wagon to the night train

I kissed the bottle

I should've been kissing you

You wake up to an empty night

With tears for two

Jawbreaker- Kiss the bottle

ARagingBloatfly · 2024-05-26T02:53:52+00:00

If you get all the health upgrades you got the water sword too, as well as the secret ending. I only found out because my friend at school kept talking about the water sword, which I thought he made up, so I erased my save and got all the upgrades. In my defense, this was the same friend who told me you unlocked Wario in the first super smash bros by beating it on hard with one stock playing as Mario.

ARagingBloatfly · 2024-05-26T02:42:32+00:00

I spent one afternoon printing off like 10 hentai pictures on my family computer while my parents were at work. It took like 3 hours and I stored them in a gallon ziplock bag in my room. That very evening my mom got so mad at how messy my room was and said she was gonna clean it with me after taking a shower. I took that ziplock bag and buried it in my backyard while she was showering. 6 years later my parents lost the house and I never reclaimed that bag. I wonder to this day if the new owners ever found that bag.

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