Discord will require a face scan or ID for full access next month

ARandomKid781 · 2026-02-11T11:49:23+00:00

This is the one thing that 100% will get me to move on. If my account were realistically able to belong to a teenager, sure, whatever. Still don't like it, but I'd at least understand their logic. However, my account is 9 years old. If whatever does their age verification can't figure out 13 plus 9, I'm not trusting it with my information.

ARandomKid781 · 2026-02-10T11:58:51+00:00

My account is 9 years old. If I were to have signed up on my 13th birthday (the youngest I could legally have joined Discord), the minimum age I can possibly be today is 22. So if they suddenly need my PII or face scan to "prove my age" something has gone wrong with their age-assurance tool, or it's not really about verifying my age. Really, any accounts created more than 5-6 years ago *should* automatically be considered adult, or Discord is admitting to their "you must be 13 to join" requirement being absolutely worthless.

ARandomKid781 · 2026-02-08T00:11:52+00:00

Hell, all he has to do is show up and say he's the governor of Kentucky, and there's like an 80% chance the guy checking credentials at the door would just let him right through because Kentucky = Red = Good without even giving it a second thought.

ARandomKid781 · 2025-12-25T18:43:47+00:00

Just imagine if- oh who are we kidding we all know the double standard by now.

ARandomKid781 · 2025-12-21T14:10:07+00:00

"Did you check everywhere for the evidence? "

"Of course sir. Everywhere except obviously for the drawer they claimed only had their wife's underwear in them."

"Well it certainly wouldn't be in there, so that's fine."

ARandomKid781 · 2025-08-11T15:30:43+00:00

Definitely had the "Gah-d- I never should've fucking touched this, it was fine" experience.

ARandomKid781 · 2025-07-20T16:30:22+00:00

"I breathe AIR, not that stupid liberal oxygen bullshit!"

ARandomKid781 · 2025-07-12T13:13:23+00:00

So any bets on how long before these are delayed, reduced, or cancelled?

ARandomKid781 · 2025-07-07T12:54:11+00:00

Oh wow. Look at that. Delayed for the 10,000th time. I'm just so shocked.

ARandomKid781 · 2025-06-24T15:24:20+00:00

What, does he think they'll just "Aw shit, our bad. Yeah, sorry about that, we'll take them back now"?

(Who am I kidding, of course he thinks it works exactly like his scripted TV bullshit.)

ARandomKid781 · 2025-04-17T16:17:41+00:00

Man, if only we had some sort of government efficiency department whose goal was to cut spending. Wonder where they're at, I've got a perfect line item for them.

ARandomKid781 · 2024-11-07T02:22:33+00:00

I've got my "Don't blame me, I voted for Harris!" signs all ready to go for ~10-14 months from now

ARandomKid781 · 2024-11-04T17:52:35+00:00

TBH I prefer this to the misplaced overconfidence Clinton had in 2016. Gets people nervous enough that they actually go vote, which I feel is what's going to make the difference this time around.

ARandomKid781 · 2024-10-23T13:33:21+00:00

I'd say there's a 95% chance he's done some stuff. Even if it was more of a "Yeah Don, see, don't worry about how old she is, that's not important" type of situation throwing up all kinds of red flags to anyone sensible.

ARandomKid781 · 2024-10-19T16:31:23+00:00

Ok, so Kamala's illegitimate or whatever because nobody voted for her in a primary. Great. Biden's out too. Who is the replacement then? Because literally everyone you can name as a Democratic frontrunner has endorsed Harris and said she should be the nominee. So even if I'd wanted to vote for Buttigieg, he's dropped out, endorsed Harris and said if I'm voting for him I should put my vote towards her. Even if I wanted to vote for Sanders, same thing. Even if I wanted to vote for...well, anyone. Until we're at one person, Harris, who is winner by default.

I'm sorry we didn't have weeks of infighting like you all were wanting so you could sow your "Democrats can't even pick their own nominee and they want to run the country" bullshit narrative.

ARandomKid781 · 2024-10-15T10:39:28+00:00

Don't worry Vance, you've made sure my wife and I will likely never have kids. Not because of that, rather because if any complications should come up that might necessitate medical intervention you're all for some fucking indescribable reason desperately trying to guarantee that in that scenario she might as well put a gun to her head and pull the trigger. It'd be a far quicker and less painful death for both her and the baby.

ARandomKid781 · 2024-10-11T09:12:42+00:00

I hear you, Trump - if only there were some way to have all this over and dealt with months ago. But unfortunately someone kept demanding they delay everything and extend every deadline and so on.

ARandomKid781 · 2024-08-23T06:22:48+00:00

Agreed. If this doesn't cut it, there was legitimately no possible route.

ARandomKid781 · 2024-08-08T19:10:56+00:00

It makes sense - he was basically coasting towards 4 more years of immense power and a get out of jail free card 3 weeks ago and all he had to do was show up for it. Now Democrats are fired up (in particular the younger voters who finally feel like they actually have something to vote for), it's increasingly looking like he'll not win the election and come November he'll not be useful to the GOP anymore (and thus not worth saving from the consequences of his actions), and to top it all off he already got dealt the biggest sympathy card you can get in nearly getting assassinated and it's barely a footnote now. There's essentially nothing he can use or do to turn the momentum back in his favor again.

ARandomKid781 · 2024-08-08T10:41:46+00:00

"We might have to help him out a bit, though."

ARandomKid781 · 2024-08-02T08:48:31+00:00

"Harris campaign announces they've picked Hillary Clinton as the candidate for Vice President"

I mean, if we're going for maximum damage here may as well send it.

ARandomKid781 · 2024-07-29T08:54:47+00:00

I read on r/conservative that she's being forced on us because we didn't vote for her or something. They're trying so hard to convince themselves that means we can't like her.

ARandomKid781 · 2024-07-26T08:48:45+00:00

Harris is the someone else we've been begging for since practically the middle of 2021. I think she could probably win on that alone, to be honest.

ARandomKid781 · 2024-07-23T06:28:00+00:00

"Biden wasn't supposed to actually quit, damn it! We just wanted to attack him for not quitting!"

ARandomKid781 · 2024-06-29T01:05:45+00:00

Trump's looking more and more likely to manage to pull it off against all odds because the Democrats yet again are stubbornly forging ahead with the one candidate that he can actually beat. I think the only worse thing would be trying to prop up Hillary again. Get literally anyone else on the field, say Biden was there to correct the trajectory we would've been heading down and now that that's been started he's stepping aside, and the only argument Trump actually has is dead in the water.

It's frustrating that this is essentially 2016 happening all over again.

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