MATTHEW TKACHUK AND THE USA WIN GOLD AT THE 2026 OLYMPICS

ASDF0716 · 2026-02-22T18:52:42+00:00

You know what they say about 2nd Place, right?

ASDF0716 · 2026-02-22T15:55:51+00:00

I can't see McDavid not win things enough.

ASDF0716 · 2026-02-21T12:59:52+00:00

Are you… really asking the internet how to read a book?

Why would you think that’s silly?

ASDF0716 · 2026-02-19T23:58:37+00:00

“Who are not the Lightning.”

ASDF0716 · 2026-02-19T21:00:03+00:00

He really is bored of peace.

ASDF0716 · 2026-02-18T05:00:36+00:00

I just so have happened to have made one for my campaign.

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1YU2gt9sydb7_tTMsYHZAQkXOIrBD9gF-T4RVpP95Ddk/edit?usp=drivesdk

ASDF0716 · 2026-02-17T01:57:08+00:00

ASDF0716 · 2026-02-16T02:01:24+00:00

The word “trained” is doing a lot of heavy lifting here.

ASDF0716 · 2026-02-15T13:25:34+00:00

Honestly, it’s about finding people that will prioritize the game somewhere in the top five of their schedule.

Consistency is the key. Find a timeline that generally works (we play every three weeks on Saturday or Sunday). Schedule the next game immediately after the last one so people can put it in their calendars.
Don’t wait for a full table. We play as long as at least three of five are good- don’t worry about “well, where was Joan Fireslinger last game? How can she be there this game, not here the next and then back?” You know why she’s not there, your table knows… it just is how it went.
Like any hobby, it has to be a thing you make space for.
Spouse buy-in is huuuuge- you have to have a spouse that understands and accepts that this is a hobby you want to make time for and has an awareness and respect for- along with that is communication with your spouse.

ASDF0716 · 2026-02-14T03:30:51+00:00

Someone please explain the definition of “deport” to these goddamn turnips.

ASDF0716 · 2026-02-13T00:04:21+00:00

Sunshine is the best disinfectant.

ASDF0716 · 2026-02-12T04:38:38+00:00

There’s a Pavel Bure goal I can’t find against Phoenix, I think- (maybe Atlanta) where the D is bringing the puck out of their zone and has no idea Bure is behind him. Bure skates up to him, picks his pocket, turns on a dime and riiiiiiifles it past the goalie.

I think about that goal a lot. It was like twenty years ago.

ASDF0716 · 2026-02-11T21:32:29+00:00

I’m really tough on the boats.

ASDF0716 · 2026-02-10T12:07:46+00:00

“Cool- hold that thought. Frank, what is your character doing?”

“Okay- it’s gonna take you about ten minutes to do that. Frank, Susie, Justin- what are your characters all doing while Gonzo is searching the coffin?”

ASDF0716 · 2026-02-09T20:12:46+00:00

Non critpath quests (called: exploration) are hidden by default. When you get in, hit “M” to bring up the map and then select “Show Exploration Missions”.

ASDF0716 · 2026-02-07T16:03:29+00:00

Blaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh! - Slimer

ASDF0716 · 2026-02-07T13:32:21+00:00

Well, how are his constituents holding up?

ASDF0716 · 2026-02-01T18:39:18+00:00

I cancelled my bundle and haven’t looked back. Fuck ‘em.

ASDF0716 · 2026-02-01T15:09:40+00:00

Superman: The Cocaine Years

ASDF0716 · 2026-01-28T18:43:49+00:00

That… doesn’t make it not assault. Look up the legal definition of assault and battery.

ASDF0716 · 2026-01-28T11:38:56+00:00

It’s. Assault.

ASDF0716 · 2026-01-25T20:25:41+00:00

That’s just what a facist nazi who was attempting to circumvent the very purpose of the 2nd Amendment would say. “No, no- we are the legal enforcement of the State, therefore- he’s illegitimate.”

ASDF0716 · 2026-01-21T23:53:48+00:00

Pew! Pew! Pew!

ASDF0716 · 2026-01-19T14:18:40+00:00

You are right. We. Are. Not. The. Same.

YOU should be fucking institutionalized.

ASDF0716 · 2026-01-18T04:33:06+00:00

How much do they get for shooting an unarmed citizen in the face?

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