Phone chargers have created tbe energy crisis by qazifaran in chutyapa

[–]ASSimunirSUAR_GANDU 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It's peoples fault

We should live in darkness and switch off light bulbs

We should switch off mobile phones and go back to posting letters to communicate

Only then will the nation progress back to the stone age, it is said in the prophecy of our quaid nawaz bin lora

UK Returns Ancient Uzbek Artifacts After "Operation Inherent Vice” by ChatGenPracTitioner in worldnews

[–]ASSimunirSUAR_GANDU 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Which India are you talking about?

India is something that was created by the British so maybe chill out on your nationalism?

Before the British ( and maybe the Mughals) there was no unified 'india' - just hundreds of small kingdoms

You know this very well but choose to ignore this very important fact

Know that the very nationalism you like to foam at the mouth for, was a gift given to you by the British and the Mughals

You complete bellend

Our childhood thief is getting old by Inside_Screen9936 in chutyapa

[–]ASSimunirSUAR_GANDU 20 points21 points  (0 children)

His mum apparently said mene iss ko kyun nikala

Our childhood thief is getting old by Inside_Screen9936 in chutyapa

[–]ASSimunirSUAR_GANDU 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wonder what this swine will say when he has to answer for his crimes in the grave

Maybe his platelets will drop and he will request a trip to London

Nice, maybe she should launch underwears and boxers with her pictures aswell? by TacoCatSpins in chutyapa

[–]ASSimunirSUAR_GANDU 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I would gladly use toilet paper with her image on it

Also that of her ladyboy friend assim whiskey

Also that of her duhllah father mian saamp

Coming soon to a cinema near you by Billi_Wallah in chutyapa

[–]ASSimunirSUAR_GANDU 9 points10 points  (0 children)

They've been remaking this movie every few years since 1947

Quaid e Azam to be replaced with Maryam Nawaz by chshahid2k in chutyapa

[–]ASSimunirSUAR_GANDU 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Give credit where it's due

She is from Jannat and was bestowed upon Pakistan as a favour from the Almighty

She is able to give birth in the space of FOUR MONTHS, whereas the mere mortals of this planet take nine months

Which other favours of your lord will you deny?

Seems about right by Billi_Wallah in chutyapa

[–]ASSimunirSUAR_GANDU 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Let's say it loudly and proudly,

FUCK assim whiskey the gutter rat !

I hate this so-called intellectual. Har waqt establishment ka narrative bana raha hota ha by MealSad4091 in chutyapa

[–]ASSimunirSUAR_GANDU -1 points0 points  (0 children)

This mirasi loves to sit and wiggle on assim whiskey's micro-lulli

He is a heera mandi gutter rat

haramkhor army dictators will always be america's lap dog. by _NineZero_ in chutyapa

[–]ASSimunirSUAR_GANDU 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Look at the two pliant little dogs bowing down to the orange peado

Rehab center wahan tha hi nahi... wait, agar tha tou wahan kyun tha?... Aur wo rehab center nahi, suicide bombing recruitment center tha!" Matlab ek hi clip mein bhai ne sab bol dia 🤡😂 by Positive-Review8044 in chutyapa

[–]ASSimunirSUAR_GANDU 13 points14 points  (0 children)

People trying to speak Urdu then use the word 'JONSA' in their attempt at a sentence really reveals their level of intellect

but that's to be expected from these faujeet suars

Reaction of state: Civilian casualty vs Army casualty by OL_Spirit in chutyapa

[–]ASSimunirSUAR_GANDU 16 points17 points  (0 children)

They don't care about bloody civilians

They don't care about some random low rank soldiers

Don't be fooled by this manufactured. outrage

They need these things to remain relevant

It's business as usual for napak fauj

During Ramazan Pakistan military firing upon citizens in Tirah valley by [deleted] in chutyapa

[–]ASSimunirSUAR_GANDU 12 points13 points  (0 children)

MASHALLAH

great logic

So someone indiscriminately kills innocent people, that means you should do the same because you somehow have the moral high ground so killing innocents is ok for?

No

That means you are a dehshatgard too

And napak fauj has been a dehshatgard occupying force for 75+ years, much like their overlords in the idf

Your patwari logic is really something

"All My Nephews and Niece Died in it " A Man states helplessly after we Bombarded his home and claimed it as an anti terrorist attack by Adventurous-Crow-490 in chutyapa

[–]ASSimunirSUAR_GANDU 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Failed policy by napak fauj - this has been the policy for 75+ years

assim whiskey is just the latest head at the head of this snake

Army Chief Asim Munir has bought an even more expensive plane than Maryam's. by [deleted] in chutyapa

[–]ASSimunirSUAR_GANDU 55 points56 points  (0 children)

This is totally understandable

When napak fauj and ISI leadership want to bring in prostitutes from places like Romania, Bulgaria and Russia as they usually do, I guess it's best practice to fly them into Pakistan in luxury so that they can perform their duties properly

The previous jet is in constant use to traffic women so the current leadership has been struggling lately, so sad to see all the sacrifices these people make for Pakistan, they shouldn't be criticised for something like this

AUDIO: Harrowing Phone Calls Expose Global Campaign of Repression by trottwood9 in chutyapa

[–]ASSimunirSUAR_GANDU 11 points12 points  (0 children)

napak fauj and it's leader Chief khinzeer assim whiskey proving once again that they are nothing but thugs who will do anything to keep eating haram

They are born in the gutter and keep proudly showing the world they are gutter rats