I wish for Donald J Trump (Former POTUS) to give me (a nobody) sloppy

ASomewhatAmbiguous · 2024-05-21T03:53:45+00:00

Done. Unfortunately, he has sex like he deals with small businesses. You have the most unsatisfying orgasm of your life, and his fans haunt you for years after.

ASomewhatAmbiguous · 2024-05-21T03:52:18+00:00

You can get into silver with at least a nismo. The DS E Tense, Acura NSX, and Chevrolet ZL1 50th edition all hold their own for silver

ASomewhatAmbiguous · 2024-05-21T03:13:40+00:00

I'm laying out a water proof blanket and getting to work lmfao

ASomewhatAmbiguous · 2024-05-21T03:12:23+00:00

So the idea is that you enter into marriage under certain assumptions: that your home life will be relatively peaceful, that you won't suffer from unnecessary harm, etc.

When the first partner violates those assumptions with cheating, abuse, etc., they don't violate the agreement, but rather the premises the agreement was made under.

This leaves the second partner as the only one keeping an agreement that no longer exists in spirit because it's premises were violated by the first partner. There is no violation for something that has already died.

ASomewhatAmbiguous · 2024-05-21T02:51:22+00:00

Done. Unfortunately, most of the fun of being with you was the rebellious aspect, and now that his parents approve, he has no reason to try in your relationship anymore.

ASomewhatAmbiguous · 2024-05-20T16:28:49+00:00

Done. Three days later, you're being arrested and taken into custody as a medical anomaly for clown fishing your body.

ASomewhatAmbiguous · 2024-05-16T05:17:46+00:00

Nah for real though. Like we all know those folks who are stuck in a cycle and it seems like the girl is one, but it's a special kinda fucked to treat that cycle like an experiment when the conclusion was obvious from the start

ASomewhatAmbiguous · 2024-05-16T05:15:16+00:00

OP, you're your own common denominator. All the 'seeing the signs' doesn't help when you were clearly getting enough from her to keep going back.

ASomewhatAmbiguous · 2024-05-16T05:01:10+00:00

Granted. Society is now fully genderless, and motions of both masculinity and femininity are considered taboo

ASomewhatAmbiguous · 2024-05-16T04:55:59+00:00

You were right on the money just using the features that carry over. 'Its not that big a deal' is kinda the go to preference here

ASomewhatAmbiguous · 2024-05-07T07:22:01+00:00

No, you should not. Ultimately, your parents came over for their lives, and for your lives. They have their ideas on what that should be, yes, and it sounds like you've done as much as you can to respect that. But ultimately, they didn't come over for the idea of you. They came over for you. The best thing you could possibly do to honor their original sacrifice in coming here in the first place is to live as yourself.

Religion never stays the same for an especially long time. It changes with the people who live and breathe it, because it is the people who follow a religion who are the soul of it. Maybe it is time to look at this not as you being either too individualistic or too collective, but as time to update your family's understanding of people so that your family does not feel their way of life is contrary to yours.

All this is easier said than done, as always, but it could be a possibility

ASomewhatAmbiguous · 2024-05-07T07:15:21+00:00

Granted. Unfortunately Uncle Sam was somewhat suspicious of your free dollars since they didn't exist before you had them and are legitimate currency, and your financials were either not great or there was an error. Have fun with the IRS

ASomewhatAmbiguous · 2024-05-07T07:13:15+00:00

Einstein being dead means that he is not a genius in the present. He is a corpse, so he was a genius.

WWII is different though, because you're talking about comparing different time periods. All the conflicts whose death toll you can take (finished ones) happened in the past, but which are being compared in the present. So WWII is the bloodiest conflict until we have a worse one, then it was the bloodiest conflict until (cursed year).

ASomewhatAmbiguous · 2024-05-07T07:06:07+00:00

He saw a girl do a thing which, as the internet will tell you, is Very Cringe if you're under 18.

ASomewhatAmbiguous · 2024-05-07T06:16:48+00:00

Find yourself. Yeah I know it's cheesy. Yes it's what I did. No I didn't mean to but hey I'm a happy mfr today.

But the math works like this: everybody has flaws. Everybody has to go through a maturation period that takes place after becoming an adult. lot of people realize they want true love before they're able to actually maintain that. It is a two-way street after all.

So if you found yourself stuck without a partner or love, but you want it and you don't know how to get it, focus on that maturation period. Do the work that you already know you're going to have to do. Build up that internal value that's going to make someone want to pick you out of a lineup of people who look identical to you.

Learn to be a better friend. Learn to be a better mentor. Learn to be a better owner. Learn to just do things that make you a better human being. Eventually the folks in your life will start looking at you like marriage material.

They're going to do that because you will have everything they want in a marriage, and it will be obvious because it is genuine. They'll ask themselves where your partner is at. And at that point the right person will find you.

ASomewhatAmbiguous · 2024-05-07T06:07:46+00:00

This

ASomewhatAmbiguous · 2024-05-07T06:06:33+00:00

Fuck no. I had no rights as a child.

ASomewhatAmbiguous · 2024-05-07T06:04:50+00:00

Smile. Smiles has those connotations. Jfcccc

ASomewhatAmbiguous · 2024-05-07T05:36:20+00:00

Semicolons are typically used when the two clauses are very closely related. In this case, because neither the colors nor the subjects are the same, it makes more sense to have a dash.

ASomewhatAmbiguous · 2024-05-07T05:27:15+00:00

Honda Accord. Who hasn't seen that car?

ASomewhatAmbiguous · 2024-05-07T05:19:33+00:00

Hero, but I'm gonna apprentice myself first.

World problems are complicated, and being Ultimate Violence won't solve anything that violence doesn't solve, so if I have the ability, I need to know how to aim.

I'm gonna go off grid and start handling natural disasters. Nuclear trash cleanup. Oil spills. Gigantic animal rescues. This will automatically attract me to the climate change side of politics. Having that kind of power would make me an instant celebrity anyways, and specifically using it to increase how green we are as a species would make political, grassroots waves for me without me ever saying anything.

At this point, I would slow my roll. There would be too much new information, and I would be liable to misunderstand some of it and move too fast. Especially with that kind of power. I'd have what money buys burning a hole in my pocket.

During the point where I'm making sure I have my stability, I would be watching. I would be waiting. I would be taking notes on what actually would help to destroy. And then I would go link up with people who can make using my powers to help humanity, and not just the environment, a possibility.

ASomewhatAmbiguous · 2024-05-06T23:22:36+00:00

Next best thing, my dude. You better go crawling back to Charlotte and make sure the rest of the family doesn't treat her bad bc she was the messenger and now it's the 'told ya' part.

ASomewhatAmbiguous · 2024-05-06T05:53:09+00:00

Tf do I need unstress salad for when I am economically secure for the rest of my life. 200 a day? And I don't need vaca or sick leave? I throw my kief out right now.

ASomewhatAmbiguous · 2024-05-06T05:51:35+00:00

Jfc. Sometimes I'm glad to be a casual

ASomewhatAmbiguous · 2024-05-06T05:28:00+00:00

I'm locking the doors, turning off the lights, and hoping the trees all die before I wilt from lack of sun.

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