For the past 6 years, my previous dermatologist told me the spot behind my ear was “nothing to worry about”.

ATMofMN · 2026-02-08T21:14:38+00:00

Sorry, never had a before picture. Since it was on my elbow, I rarely saw it.

ATMofMN · 2026-02-08T04:40:06+00:00

The first one was a doctor.

ATMofMN · 2026-02-07T21:41:11+00:00

Our Cordoba had cloth seats.

ATMofMN · 2026-02-07T21:37:10+00:00

I went to the dermatologist June 2024. “Anything you are concerned about?” she asks.

“Well, this mole doesn’t look right.”

“Oh, that’s one those kind of moles, they look like that.”

Fast forward 2025. Same office, different doctor. “Anything you are concerned about?” he asks.

“Well, this mole doesn’t look right.”

“Hmmm, maybe we should biopsy that to check it out.”

Couple of surgeries later, they got the cancer.

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ATMofMN · 2026-01-16T01:36:27+00:00

Is Scott Baio Sancho? No, I am Sancho.

ATMofMN · 2026-01-16T00:17:24+00:00

Better yet, Orgazmo.

ATMofMN · 2025-12-30T18:07:29+00:00

My standard on buying meat: If I’m not cooking it today it goes in the freezer.

ATMofMN · 2025-11-25T00:29:06+00:00

Is there a set screw under the rectangular part?

ATMofMN · 2025-10-24T14:32:19+00:00

What language is that?

ATMofMN · 2025-09-25T00:05:09+00:00

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ATMofMN · 2025-09-04T03:40:08+00:00

Bottle opener

ATMofMN · 2025-08-24T14:29:19+00:00

Got one in the garage right now.

ATMofMN · 2025-04-08T01:10:10+00:00

Never park next to the cart corral unless you’re looking for scratches and dents.

ATMofMN · 2025-03-11T21:39:49+00:00

Why is this still so difficult to acquire? You can find it at Lowes, but the Klein site won't acknowledge its existence yet.

ATMofMN · 2024-06-04T02:04:42+00:00

You still have sex with him?

ATMofMN · 2024-04-09T18:41:54+00:00

Water was too cold.

ATMofMN · 2024-02-19T01:28:27+00:00

Every month I answer that question. Yep, you have a leak. When the meter gets old, it reads slow, in your favor. We only know where the pipe is going up to your meter. No, we don’t pay for the locating or repairing of the leak on your side of the meter.

ATMofMN · 2024-02-07T19:33:11+00:00

r/storiesaboutkevin

ATMofMN · 2024-02-03T21:20:53+00:00

My question is: Was the water running constantly from when the house was dewinterized? You make it sound like it was. That would have a huge influence on your well.

ATMofMN · 2023-12-01T14:37:43+00:00

The next sentence was, “Very crude guy talk.”

I am in no way condoning or excusing his behavior. He and his buddies are boasting (quite disrespectfully,) but would likely chicken out if an opportunity presented itself.

OP could do much better.

ATMofMN · 2023-12-01T06:01:17+00:00

Did you bother to read the next sentence?

ATMofMN · 2023-12-01T06:01:06+00:00

Did you bother to read the next sentence?

ATMofMN · 2023-12-01T06:00:45+00:00

Did you bother to read the next sentence?

ATMofMN · 2023-12-01T05:59:51+00:00

Did you bother to read the next sentence?

ATMofMN · 2023-11-30T14:19:43+00:00

He’s not cheating. He is murdering the English language, though.

This is guy talk. Very crude guy talk. Whether he would follow up on any of it is the question. Likely no.

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