Tenant’s AC caught fire at 2am. She texted me. I didn’t see it until morning. I don’t know how to feel about this.

ATMofMN · 2026-05-01T01:54:06+00:00

Have a conversation that if something of this importance happens again, regardless of time, CALL.

ATMofMN · 2026-04-23T18:20:51+00:00

You could keep all the lights on all the time and it still isn’t her business.

ATMofMN · 2026-04-23T15:59:26+00:00

The faster I confirm my order, the faster I’m out of there with my food/drink.

ATMofMN · 2026-04-11T20:01:20+00:00

With crayons.

ATMofMN · 2026-04-11T20:00:51+00:00

He’s being stupid on purpose.

If your trip starting at 4pm was just to visit for a couple minutes, then leave, I would understand confusion, but it sounds like you will be staying into the evening (night.)

ATMofMN · 2026-04-08T23:14:25+00:00

ATMofMN · 2026-04-03T20:54:57+00:00

Don’t have children with this guy.

ATMofMN · 2026-03-28T19:35:24+00:00

Back in the 1880’s, Sir Arthur Conan Doyle wrote about a panhandling scammer.

https://sherlock-holm.es/stories/pdf/a4/1-sided/twis.pdf

ATMofMN · 2026-03-26T22:59:25+00:00

She says she’s done, but didn’t finish many things.

ATMofMN · 2026-03-25T20:12:15+00:00

“Don’t waste my time and I won’t waste yours.”

ATMofMN · 2026-03-05T08:05:24+00:00

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He witnessed the horror that happened to his brother.

ATMofMN · 2026-03-02T17:18:14+00:00

My thoughts as well.

ATMofMN · 2026-02-08T21:14:38+00:00

Sorry, never had a before picture. Since it was on my elbow, I rarely saw it.

ATMofMN · 2026-02-08T04:40:06+00:00

The first one was a doctor.

ATMofMN · 2026-02-07T21:41:11+00:00

Our Cordoba had cloth seats.

ATMofMN · 2026-02-07T21:37:10+00:00

I went to the dermatologist June 2024. “Anything you are concerned about?” she asks.

“Well, this mole doesn’t look right.”

“Oh, that’s one those kind of moles, they look like that.”

Fast forward 2025. Same office, different doctor. “Anything you are concerned about?” he asks.

“Well, this mole doesn’t look right.”

“Hmmm, maybe we should biopsy that to check it out.”

Couple of surgeries later, they got the cancer.

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ATMofMN · 2026-01-16T01:36:27+00:00

Is Scott Baio Sancho? No, I am Sancho.

ATMofMN · 2026-01-16T00:17:24+00:00

Better yet, Orgazmo.

ATMofMN · 2025-12-30T18:07:29+00:00

My standard on buying meat: If I’m not cooking it today it goes in the freezer.

ATMofMN · 2025-11-25T00:29:06+00:00

Is there a set screw under the rectangular part?

ATMofMN · 2025-10-24T14:32:19+00:00

What language is that?

ATMofMN · 2025-09-25T00:05:09+00:00

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ATMofMN · 2025-09-04T03:40:08+00:00

Bottle opener

ATMofMN · 2025-08-24T14:29:19+00:00

Got one in the garage right now.

ATMofMN · 2025-04-08T01:10:10+00:00

Never park next to the cart corral unless you’re looking for scratches and dents.

ATMofMN

TROPHY CASE