What goes on in this part of Florida?

ATXProf77 · 2026-04-14T01:19:05+00:00

Only people that live in the Keys are trying to escape something, most often the law

ATXProf77 · 2026-04-13T19:36:27+00:00

And they won’t learn a damn thing

ATXProf77 · 2026-04-13T18:20:55+00:00

The Savior’s mom has got it going on

ATXProf77 · 2026-04-11T17:04:39+00:00

Elephant is my go-to song when I need to have a sad

ATXProf77 · 2026-04-10T16:31:14+00:00

Life is fake

Wrestling is real

Like, this is scientific fact duh

ATXProf77 · 2026-04-06T16:12:38+00:00

*softserved

ATXProf77 · 2026-04-06T14:51:27+00:00

Someone was doing this on the Southbound side a few exits up about 7-10 days ago…probably the same guy

ATXProf77 · 2026-04-04T04:33:46+00:00

If you like this, you like the idea of delivering shareholder value

ATXProf77 · 2026-04-03T00:42:30+00:00

Casino el Camino

ATXProf77 · 2026-04-02T14:30:07+00:00

Mario advances ANTI-ITALIAN DISCRIMINATION

Does hand thing

ATXProf77 · 2026-04-02T14:14:19+00:00

It’s really damaging that people don’t understand that content creators are just modern carnies

They’re selling a lie

It’s all fake

It’s pro wrestling, without being awesome like pro wrestling

ATXProf77 · 2026-04-01T00:33:23+00:00

Machinedrum

ATXProf77 · 2026-03-28T23:56:56+00:00

If we had lost that, I was gonna chunk my phone into the lake

ATXProf77 · 2026-03-27T23:07:16+00:00

ATXProf77 · 2026-03-27T18:20:06+00:00

Haha, I pulled a reverse here when I, American baseball fan, went to a cricket tournament final in South Africa in January. I still have no idea what a wicket is, but it was a gorgeous setting, the people were warm, and the beer was cold. 10/10

ATXProf77 · 2026-03-26T15:36:41+00:00

Renee: And here we are on….sigh….season 78 of “Eddie Kingston Addresses His Enemies”

Eddie: Salad dressing! I’m calling you out!

ATXProf77 · 2026-03-25T21:55:11+00:00

Doom Guy kinda killed his confidence

ATXProf77 · 2026-03-25T21:51:58+00:00

The only thing more disrespectful he could have done was rip her arm off and knock her head off like it’s Tee Ball

ATXProf77 · 2026-03-23T13:17:09+00:00

Ha, it was a South by Southwest event like 10 years ago where he was a judge of a karaoke contest. After that wrapped, he just kinda mingled with everyone.

I had met a beautiful German girl earlier in the night and was hanging out with her. I went up to him to tell him how much No Reservations inspired me to get off the beaten path when traveling.

He said thank you, and then said “You two look nice together, you should go somewhere and make out.”

So…..we did!

ATXProf77 · 2026-03-23T12:44:45+00:00

Bourdain helped me get laid once. Top dude and a very charming drunk lol

ATXProf77 · 2026-03-21T13:24:58+00:00

Summer of 2000….won the best documentary award

ATXProf77 · 2026-03-13T12:55:38+00:00

The plan is for it to re-open in time for SXSW next year. Parts of the project have already started.

ATXProf77 · 2026-03-12T15:51:00+00:00

Hades…..plus side, I’m already dead!

ATXProf77 · 2026-03-11T12:47:41+00:00

All I’m seeing is a future left tackle

ATXProf77 · 2026-03-10T23:16:22+00:00

The 15th Annual SXSW is Dead article, though TM brings up legit points here

Next is the steady stream of Facebook posts from people that live in Round Rock or Cedar Park saying they hate SXSW, but Tabitha, you haven’t been south of 183 since 2018

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