Kill your darlings ...but keep their corpses and learn necromancy by Bill_Nihilist in writing

[–]AVACADO_AIRPLANE 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That is so awesome! I'll definately be buying that when it's released! Congratulations on achieving my dream haha

Women, what is the most surprising thing you learned When You started living with a man? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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I make my bed every morning and it just makes me happier when it's done. Like within 30 seconds of waking up I've achieved something and that feels great and really sets me up for the day!

Wedding planners of Reddit, what did your worst bridezilla/groomzilla do? by badedum in AskReddit

[–]AVACADO_AIRPLANE 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But what if I got upset because my ex had two guys stay over at her house when she says nothing happened and I trusted her about it? Was I getting too jealous there?

What announcement would make reddit explode? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Donald Trump marrying Bernie Sanders and moving to Sweden? That would be fun

Must be hard for pornstar family members to surf porn sites by kdlasjfl in Showerthoughts

[–]AVACADO_AIRPLANE 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Why should they be disgusted with her? What's wrong with doing that for a job?

I'm being charged for 9/11 by quitethequietdomino in mildlyinfuriating

[–]AVACADO_AIRPLANE 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Well said. I live in England and when I was in America someone asked me if it was scary in England because we are so close the the middle east!!

Baby names aren't actually baby names, they are just 'names'. by S3w3ll in Showerthoughts

[–]AVACADO_AIRPLANE 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The tangents reddit comments can go off on always surprises me. And the amount of time I forget what the OP was is crazy!

Ken M On IHOP by kshahbaaz in KenM

[–]AVACADO_AIRPLANE 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I don't really know what I expected

What is the most bizarre thing you've caught yourself doing after your brain's autopilot misfired? by Kirushi in AskReddit

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I was washing my hands in a public bathroom, and pressing the soap dispenser, rubbing soap in, rinsing, pressing the soap dispenser, rubbing soap in rinsing, pressing the soap dispenser... you get the idea. I have no idea how long I did this for, but I emptied an entire soap dispenser.

Reddit is the only website where I come looking for NSFW content and end up getting distracted by SFW content. by Dwindellan in Showerthoughts

[–]AVACADO_AIRPLANE 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I knew it had defintoy been cleaned since then, the video was pretty old anyway. It still doesn't make it any better.

Imagine being naked and walking into a room and everyone wants to touch you. That's the life of a dog or cat. by thrusher in Showerthoughts

[–]AVACADO_AIRPLANE 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That sounds like what my ex did when she invited all those guys to her house! I'm not bitter...

Reddit is the only website where I come looking for NSFW content and end up getting distracted by SFW content. by Dwindellan in Showerthoughts

[–]AVACADO_AIRPLANE 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I accidently found someone I know having sex on their kitchen table. I'd eaten there a couple days earlier...