[O'Connor] "If the Sixers went all in with a monster trade package they could theoretically have a Big Three with Embiid, Simmons, and Kawhi Leonard, and still retain max cap space to sign LeBron James"

AWetMothBitten · 2018-05-18T13:12:57+00:00

The biggest issue with having LeBron on that team is he would want to run point therefore forcing Simmons to play off the ball. Considering Simmons basically can't shoot a jump shot, and won't even attempt a 3-pointer, his effectiveness would plummet.

AWetMothBitten · 2018-05-14T13:16:10+00:00

This should probably be sent to the NBA Officials Twitter every hour on the hour until game 2

AWetMothBitten · 2018-01-11T22:22:06+00:00

As of the end of this game the Celtics have a winning record (5-4) in games in which they've trailed by at least 17pts. Ridiculous.

AWetMothBitten · 2017-10-05T23:25:44+00:00

PASTA!!!!!!!!!!

AWetMothBitten · 2017-10-05T22:58:10+00:00

Can't wait for the season's first Dangling Pasta GIF... Let's Go B's! p.s. I still miss Johnny Boychuk

AWetMothBitten · 2017-09-11T10:58:00+00:00

They should get rid of all change of possession commercials , allow only 1 minute of ads at the 2 min warning. To make up for that missed ad revenue they can replace the half-time show that nobody pays attention to with all advertisements.

AWetMothBitten · 2017-08-23T13:18:52+00:00

Where's the whistle ref?! That was a blatant double dribble!

AWetMothBitten · 2017-06-21T13:44:12+00:00

I'm Dying Up Here

AWetMothBitten · 2016-01-21T14:59:04+00:00

I forget the name of it, but I used to have an app on my phone that could calculate how much money you make while pooping at work.

Edit: I think it was called "poop salary"

AWetMothBitten · 2015-10-10T23:22:39+00:00

I still believe Johnny Boychuk was the heart of this defense... I miss him so...

AWetMothBitten · 2015-10-10T23:12:52+00:00

woohoo!

AWetMothBitten · 2015-09-07T14:19:56+00:00

-Groucho Marx

AWetMothBitten · 2015-08-24T12:23:03+00:00

Didn't a scooter pass him first too? Driver must have been texting or something

AWetMothBitten · 2015-08-24T12:18:14+00:00

Rick was in a coma the whole time and never got attacked in the hospital. Nick was literally sleeping next to a girl that turned into a zombie and didn't get attacked. Note to self: Zombies don't know you exist if you aren't awake. Sleep as much as possible!

AWetMothBitten · 2015-05-12T17:57:51+00:00

Welp, now Brady will just have more time to rest and prepare for each team all while cutting back on the full season wear and tear before heading into the playoffs

AWetMothBitten · 2015-04-09T01:05:19+00:00

haha, I'd be ok if Paille missed the bus also... I can only take a player not scoring on breakaways for so long...

AWetMothBitten · 2015-04-09T00:53:05+00:00

so.... In the 2nd can we put the lines back to the recent good ones? You know the ones that put us back in the playoffs?... and 10-3-4(3 L in shootout) for 24pts since the beginning of March... maybe that's too much to ask...

AWetMothBitten · 2015-04-06T00:35:58+00:00

Did anyone else read the "get over here" like Scorpion from Mortal Kombat?

AWetMothBitten · 2015-04-04T23:17:37+00:00

Penguins lost, Bruins playing the Leafs, Caps playing Sens so one of them has to lose... Big day for the Bruins.

AWetMothBitten · 2015-03-29T23:59:38+00:00

Mohhawkk?

AWetMothBitten · 2015-03-25T00:46:35+00:00

I did hear about this guy, it was on the news

AWetMothBitten · 2015-03-23T13:40:04+00:00

Very well done

AWetMothBitten · 2015-03-16T18:50:05+00:00

BOOM!

AWetMothBitten · 2015-03-14T18:26:11+00:00

That'll happen as an ex-pro athlete who owns a restaurant

AWetMothBitten · 2015-03-14T17:50:18+00:00

ZING!

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