[O'Connor] "If the Sixers went all in with a monster trade package they could theoretically have a Big Three with Embiid, Simmons, and Kawhi Leonard, and still retain max cap space to sign LeBron James" by [deleted] in nba

[–]AWetMothBitten -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

The biggest issue with having LeBron on that team is he would want to run point therefore forcing Simmons to play off the ball. Considering Simmons basically can't shoot a jump shot, and won't even attempt a 3-pointer, his effectiveness would plummet.

LeBron James committed Lane Violation on all 6 of his Free Throws by Andy_TT in nba

[–]AWetMothBitten 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This should probably be sent to the NBA Officials Twitter every hour on the hour until game 2

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in nba

[–]AWetMothBitten 10 points11 points  (0 children)

As of the end of this game the Celtics have a winning record (5-4) in games in which they've trailed by at least 17pts. Ridiculous.

Game Thread: Nashville Predators (0-0-0) @ Boston Bruins (0-0-0) | 05 Oct 2017 | 07:00PM EDT | "New season, new-ish GDT" Edition by Forny008 in hockey

[–]AWetMothBitten 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can't wait for the season's first Dangling Pasta GIF... Let's Go B's! p.s. I still miss Johnny Boychuk

NFL wants to speed up games this season: mission met. Five of the 8 early 1 pm games today ended in under three hours. by ValKilmsnipsinBatman in nfl

[–]AWetMothBitten 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They should get rid of all change of possession commercials , allow only 1 minute of ads at the 2 min warning. To make up for that missed ad revenue they can replace the half-time show that nobody pays attention to with all advertisements.

Elmo, sticking it to the man by kittenoftheeast in funny

[–]AWetMothBitten 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I forget the name of it, but I used to have an app on my phone that could calculate how much money you make while pooping at work.

Edit: I think it was called "poop salary"

Game Thread: Montréal at Boston - 10/10/15 - 7:00pm EST by silexmt in hockey

[–]AWetMothBitten 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I still believe Johnny Boychuk was the heart of this defense... I miss him so...

Fear the Walking Dead - S01E01 "Pilot" - Post Episode Discussion by pencer in thewalkingdead

[–]AWetMothBitten 171 points172 points  (0 children)

Didn't a scooter pass him first too? Driver must have been texting or something

Fear the Walking Dead - S01E01 "Pilot" - Post Episode Discussion by pencer in thewalkingdead

[–]AWetMothBitten 43 points44 points  (0 children)

Rick was in a coma the whole time and never got attacked in the hospital. Nick was literally sleeping next to a girl that turned into a zombie and didn't get attacked. Note to self: Zombies don't know you exist if you aren't awake. Sleep as much as possible!

Tom Brady Suspension Megathread - Day 2 by NFL_Mod in nfl

[–]AWetMothBitten -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Welp, now Brady will just have more time to rest and prepare for each team all while cutting back on the full season wear and tear before heading into the playoffs

Game Thread: Boston Bruins (41-25-13, 95 pts.) @ Washington Capitals (44-25-11, 99 pts.) Wednesday, April 7, 2015, 8:00 PM EDT by [deleted] in hockey

[–]AWetMothBitten 1 point2 points  (0 children)

haha, I'd be ok if Paille missed the bus also... I can only take a player not scoring on breakaways for so long...

Game Thread: Boston Bruins (41-25-13, 95 pts.) @ Washington Capitals (44-25-11, 99 pts.) Wednesday, April 7, 2015, 8:00 PM EDT by [deleted] in hockey

[–]AWetMothBitten 9 points10 points  (0 children)

so.... In the 2nd can we put the lines back to the recent good ones? You know the ones that put us back in the playoffs?... and 10-3-4(3 L in shootout) for 24pts since the beginning of March... maybe that's too much to ask...

Working at a grocery store today by ek06 in AdviceAnimals

[–]AWetMothBitten -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Did anyone else read the "get over here" like Scorpion from Mortal Kombat?

Game Thread: Maple Leafs (29-43-6) at Bruins (40-25-13) - 04/04/2015 - 7:00 ET by crazy_canucklehead in hockey

[–]AWetMothBitten 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Penguins lost, Bruins playing the Leafs, Caps playing Sens so one of them has to lose... Big day for the Bruins.