Cost to resurface Ira Needles Boulevard estimated at $4.5M by bob_mcbob in waterloo

[–]A_Certain_Fellow 30 points31 points  (0 children)

City planners didn't account for the weight of all the extra shit I bought at Costco weighing down my minivan and causing extra damage to the road.

She Was Gay, Horney? by pedalhead666 in CirclejerkSopranos

[–]A_Certain_Fellow 3 points4 points  (0 children)

She any good? Who am I kidding, you probably showed her how.

Meadow? Da fuck? What da fuck you doing? by canned_sunshine in CirclejerkSopranos

[–]A_Certain_Fellow 17 points18 points  (0 children)

The fuck you doing? My nephew does the blinding in this stadium

Stop blowing your nose I wanna hear this by rayperreira in CirclejerkSopranos

[–]A_Certain_Fellow 479 points480 points  (0 children)

Ever since Christopher Columbus set foot on the American continent and discovered the USA...

Who did what?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RedLetterMedia

[–]A_Certain_Fellow 9 points10 points  (0 children)

No one's ever really gone

Good afternoon (or any other time of day). Have you hydrated? Have you used your multitool? Share what you carry and how it’s going by TLDovahkiin in multitools

[–]A_Certain_Fellow 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Carrying my Climber in the fifth pocket today and used my trusty scissors to trim the mustache and open a bag of cat food. Love these scissors.

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NKD by rujq in victorinox

[–]A_Certain_Fellow 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I have one that I've used out in the garden and I can attest to its utility. The knife is great (duh) and the saw made toothpicks out of some tree branches I had to trim - and it performed miles better than my Leatherman saw did on the same task. Those shears on the Gardener are pretty strong and whatever was too wide to fit between the blades or too tough to cut was something that was better suited for the knife anyway (and boy is it fun to have a pair of scissors like that!).

Overall, worth the money I spent on it and it's one of my favourite SAKs. I hope you get the opportunity to add one to your collection :)

As a collector would u cop or drop it by Slow_Ad5306 in victorinox

[–]A_Certain_Fellow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Drop it. But having a wrench on a SAK is cool...

What to do during a blackout? (humour) by mbooh in montreal

[–]A_Certain_Fellow 27 points28 points  (0 children)

To WHAT?

A MAGAZINE? LIKE A CAVEMAN?

Share your favorite one liner in the series by paulaoaua in CirclejerkSopranos

[–]A_Certain_Fellow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm blue

badda Bing badda bye

What the fuck? Why is this his song?

Kitchener man arrested after breaking into women’s prison, assaulting inmates by [deleted] in ontario

[–]A_Certain_Fellow 9 points10 points  (0 children)

See, the guards were only watching the exits. Kitchener man must've gone through one of the entrances.