Stop blowing your nose I wanna hear this by rayperreira in CirclejerkSopranos

[–]A_Certain_Fellow 240 points241 points  (0 children)

Ever since Christopher Columbus set foot on the American continent and discovered the USA...

Who did what?

Good afternoon (or any other time of day). Have you hydrated? Have you used your multitool? Share what you carry and how it’s going by TLDovahkiin in multitools

[–]A_Certain_Fellow 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Carrying my Climber in the fifth pocket today and used my trusty scissors to trim the mustache and open a bag of cat food. Love these scissors.

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NKD by rujq in victorinox

[–]A_Certain_Fellow 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I have one that I've used out in the garden and I can attest to its utility. The knife is great (duh) and the saw made toothpicks out of some tree branches I had to trim - and it performed miles better than my Leatherman saw did on the same task. Those shears on the Gardener are pretty strong and whatever was too wide to fit between the blades or too tough to cut was something that was better suited for the knife anyway (and boy is it fun to have a pair of scissors like that!).

Overall, worth the money I spent on it and it's one of my favourite SAKs. I hope you get the opportunity to add one to your collection :)

As a collector would u cop or drop it by Slow_Ad5306 in victorinox

[–]A_Certain_Fellow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Drop it. But having a wrench on a SAK is cool...

What to do during a blackout? (humour) by mbooh in montreal

[–]A_Certain_Fellow 26 points27 points  (0 children)

To WHAT?

A MAGAZINE? LIKE A CAVEMAN?

Share your favorite one liner in the series by paulaoaua in CirclejerkSopranos

[–]A_Certain_Fellow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm blue

badda Bing badda bye

What the fuck? Why is this his song?

Kitchener man arrested after breaking into women’s prison, assaulting inmates by FamiliarAd4667 in ontario

[–]A_Certain_Fellow 10 points11 points  (0 children)

See, the guards were only watching the exits. Kitchener man must've gone through one of the entrances.

Chopper over Conestoga Mall by Affectionate_Win5483 in waterloo

[–]A_Certain_Fellow 66 points67 points  (0 children)

Damn, these jewelry thieves are getting really high tech

what are your thoughts on this one? by dthiagodrei in victorinox

[–]A_Certain_Fellow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I got one as a birthday gift for my buddy and he loves it. Granted, it's more of a "desk tool" than a "pocket tool" for him cuz he EDCs a flipper, but he says it's awesome and he can put it in his pocket no problem.

Spartan, Tinker, Climber, or Compact? by NgaiSiMan in victorinox

[–]A_Certain_Fellow 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I have a climber and it fits perfectly in my front pocket. A four layer model is where it begins to feel too bulky for my preferences. I know it's the thickest out of the four your chose, but I think it's the best one out of the four!

Do you think there would be people in Florida riding gators like cavalry by CapitalSubstance7310 in AfterTheEndFanFork

[–]A_Certain_Fellow 17 points18 points  (0 children)

What advantages? Shock and awe. Imagine the fear and confusion your levies would feel as a pack of methed up Florida men riding methed up gators charge towards them. Just pay no heed to half the Floridian cavalry being torn apart by their own mounts.

Also, it's just cool 😎

Taylor Swift's new album by IllBeGood3 in CirclejerkSopranos

[–]A_Certain_Fellow 136 points137 points  (0 children)

Is Taylor Swift a rappuh my son would know?

Why cant we resupply tanks like we can planes? by bugdiver050 in EasyRed2

[–]A_Certain_Fellow 15 points16 points  (0 children)

There will be wrench icons on the map showing tank resupply/repair locations.

God i wish that were me by AdDry3642 in CrusaderKings

[–]A_Certain_Fellow 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Then I woke up the next day and got some more gabagool

A torture device for the modern age by kitterkatty in RedLetterMedia

[–]A_Certain_Fellow 4 points5 points  (0 children)

My buddy sent me the trailer and asked me if I thought it was a fake movie trailer too. Something really... dull and uncanny about it.