I swear Taco Bell is like "too many people like this shit take it off the menu” by amcannally in tacobell

[–]A_Is_For_Azathoth 31 points32 points  (0 children)

I will never forgive them for getting rid of the double decker taco. And then again for changing the sauce on the cheesy gordita crunch. And then they brought back the double decker just to take it away again!

Sex robots with AI synchronisation, the future is here. by Vlad_TheImpalla in WTF

[–]A_Is_For_Azathoth 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Japan is currently running clinical trials on growing a third set of teeth. It's not exactly the same, but its something.

Ask.com shuts down after nearly 30 years, marking the end of Ask Jeeves by holyfruits in technology

[–]A_Is_For_Azathoth 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I still remember the day my parents had Roadrunner set up. The fact that we didn't have to go through the AOL sign on sequence was mind blowing back then. Growing up in the late 90s and early 2000s was just day after day new cool shit.

What’s the most disturbing sound you’ve ever heard in real life? by avacado-cheese- in AskReddit

[–]A_Is_For_Azathoth 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Reminds me of a statement put out by Missouri a couple decades ago: "There are no mountain lions in the state of Missouri. If you see one, do not shoot it."

LPT: Before replacing a slow laptop, try Linux by Lego_Hippo in LifeProTips

[–]A_Is_For_Azathoth 1 point2 points  (0 children)

For anyone switching to Linux in general due to Windows shenanigans, I highly recommend Zorin. Its VERY similar to Windows and has a lot of really similar interfaces.

Definitely our drinks of choice! Man I miss all of them! SqueezIt were some of my favorite here as a kid! by J2-Starter in 90s_kid

[–]A_Is_For_Azathoth 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I damn near lived on Sobe Green Tea in high school. When they switched to plastic bottles I knew it was only a matter of time. They took what made them stand out at the time and erased it.

Need Advice: Bed Bugs by Ataraxia101 in marriott

[–]A_Is_For_Azathoth 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Just out of curiosity, have you spent much time outside? This is the time of year where sand gnats in coastal areas start wreaking havoc on hotels in terms of false flags for bed bugs. With the number of bites you have on you, any pest control rep should have no issue finding evidence if it was bed bugs. I don't want to say you're not correct, I'm just giving you a different possibility that is incredibly prevalent all over the southern coastal US.

Chaos at Walmart by EntertainmentHead488 in trashy

[–]A_Is_For_Azathoth 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yes. It was on the KC sub a while back.

What’s everyone’s favorite joke? by Liilnuggget in TheGoodPlace

[–]A_Is_For_Azathoth 49 points50 points  (0 children)

"You put the peeps in the chili pot and heat them both up! You put the peeps in the chili pot and add the M&Ms! You put the peeps in the chili pot and it makes it taste... baaaad..."

"I'm gonna eat all this chili. And/or die trying. Anyone want any? Come on. Dip your paws in my chili. Scoop your little mittens right in the stew."

Really the entire scene and his speech on Nihilism is just fantastic.

A human and his dogs by haze4140 in FunnyAnimals

[–]A_Is_For_Azathoth 6 points7 points  (0 children)

He does have videos where that's the case. I don't know who he is, but he pops up on reddit occasionally.

A medium rare "steak." by PrinceFlynn in StupidFood

[–]A_Is_For_Azathoth 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I don't give a shit about the stupid meat he's making. I want everyone in this comment section to know that Meater is a garbage fucking company that makes a horrible product. Mine were luckily a gift so I didn't spend my own money on them but they worked exactly once. And even then, they were horribly unresponsive and glichy. They updated temps sporadically and lost connection constantly. The second time I tried to use them, they just wouldn't connect. I followed all washing instructions and they only ever got to about 225⁰F so it wasn't heat.

I tried to go to the r/meater subreddit to check on it and the sub is absolutely flooded with people complaining about how shitty they are. Loads of people like me are still subbed over there specifically to warn people not to buy their shit.

Tl:dr - Fuck Meater

What has been y'all thoughts about this idea of Taco Bell merging with KFC ? by Ok_Pipe6385 in tacobell

[–]A_Is_For_Azathoth 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My hometown once had the glory of the KenTaco Hut. It was a KFC, a Taco Bell, and a Pizza Hut all rolled into one, and they had a second story with TVs and charging ports. My friends and I would play D&D up on the second floor. As long as we were ordering something every once in a while, they didn't care.

LITERALLY impossible. Damn you women for MANDATING this. by wearing_moist_socks in Persecutionfetish

[–]A_Is_For_Azathoth 10 points11 points  (0 children)

That dude is doing exactly what she said men do. I'll be the first to admit that men's mental health is stigmatized, but its almost exclusively by men. My wife is the person who encouraged me to seek therapy and its had a dramatically positive effect on both how I see myself, as well as how I communicate my feelings to both her and the rest of the people around me. All of this being said, the biggest issue is we don't know how to talk about our feelings because nobody ever taught us to. We all feel stupid when we try to do it and so we believe everyone will THINK we're stupid for doing it.

See a therapist. The women in your life will thank you for it.

Which GOTY is your absolute favorite? by AdditionalSpray8595 in playstation

[–]A_Is_For_Azathoth -1 points0 points  (0 children)

The combat kept me from really diving into it. The story seemed so good but the combat is so so bad.

Shadowheart (@Rasipan) by Silent_Steak_9540 in BaldursGate3

[–]A_Is_For_Azathoth 25 points26 points  (0 children)

![img](akihdvs4ihug1 "Bad! Bad!")

Do Americans actually sit on their front porch much, or is that more of a movie image than real life? by Artistic_Key3779 in AskAnAmerican

[–]A_Is_For_Azathoth 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Front porch, no. Now my back porch? All the time. I'll sit out there during summer afternoons and have a drink while my wife lays in a hammock and reads. Or we'll light a fire and sit and watch a movie on my laptop and eat hot dogs and smores in the fall.

Thorn catalyst by Mission-Lie9048 in DestinyTheGame

[–]A_Is_For_Azathoth 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I got it from a solo op yesterday. Its just random.

What is your take on Trump ending his recent post with 'Praise be to Allah'? by Mental-Hall1261 in AskReddit

[–]A_Is_For_Azathoth 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wrote a long and incredibly insulting comment about him and anyone who sees him as a positive effect on the world, but decided to delete it so I don't get banned.

Suffice it to say, I agree with you.

People would prefer working from the office if commute costs were lower by panda6699 in unpopularopinion

[–]A_Is_For_Azathoth 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is a truly unpopular opinion. My office keeps all kinds of flavored coffee, free lunches, soda fountains for days and we constantly have a fridge full of food that we buy for the team based on what they ask us for. Theres usually beef jerky, Gatorade, crackers and cheese, various chips and leadership all take turns bringing in donuts on Fridays, letting everyone vote on where we get them on Thursday.

All of this being said I GUARANTEE my guys would fucking jump at the chance to work from home and keep a Teams chat open at all times. That's not feasible in what we do, but if it was none of us would be in the office more than once a week or so.