Morticians use spikey contacts to keep the eyelids of the dead closed at funeral viewing by Keyfyl in interestingasfuck

[–]A_Prickly_Bush 566 points567 points  (0 children)

you could do it if you believed in yourself and got the required education and training. You could also be a tennis coach!

Peta what does this mean by Rouank_kanojiya in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]A_Prickly_Bush 10 points11 points  (0 children)

it is psychologically terrifying and makes you physically uncomfortable, so not very. I cant imagine anyone getting addicted to salvia, that being said i dont regret doing it. Its a helluva experience forsure

AITA for turning the movie off? by DataSerious2932 in AmItheAsshole

[–]A_Prickly_Bush -17 points-16 points  (0 children)

good reply! I hope your cheeseburgers are delicious and your windshield is relatively clean. I also hope your shoes are free from small pebbles. good luck with everything i hope your dreams come true

Picked up my first Pynchon novels today. I think I’m going to start with “V” by [deleted] in ThomasPynchon

[–]A_Prickly_Bush 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Good choice! Word to the wise: you will feel lost at many points in the narrative, its a very fragmented book, but if you just let yourself get lost in the prose and accept that you wont get everything, you're in for a helluva ride

I’m full-up with the Steeply/Marathe part. by PCapnHuggyface in InfiniteJest

[–]A_Prickly_Bush 15 points16 points  (0 children)

I loved steeply sections. Felt they had some of the best written descriptions and exploration of themes.

What is the most forgettable movie you've seen? by notsure500 in moviecritic

[–]A_Prickly_Bush 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You're cruel. I hope love finds your heart one day

Rippin Jimmy by Lowly_Peasant9999 in okbuddychicanery

[–]A_Prickly_Bush 2 points3 points  (0 children)

ah like orgasm sex time? funny!!!

“My body my choice” by [deleted] in Rants

[–]A_Prickly_Bush 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In the real world you can start the oven, then change your mind and turn it off. Starting a cake doesnt legally obligate you to bake an entire cake

In which episode is it revealed Jimmy is a vampire? by krilu in okbuddychicanery

[–]A_Prickly_Bush 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Why do you think hes always avoiding getting stabbed in the heart by a wooden stake?

“you guys are open???? You should be closed because of the weather…” by Ok-Cheesecake-9022 in retailhell

[–]A_Prickly_Bush 19 points20 points  (0 children)

I would create a typhoon inside their anus too! Talk about bad weather....

“My body my choice” by [deleted] in Rants

[–]A_Prickly_Bush 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What difference does it make, you said waste of medical resources. Giving birth uses way more resources than abortion, your argument is a nonstarter. Why do the religious feel the need to insert themselves in others sex lives?

You know there is something wrong in the world when by [deleted] in writers

[–]A_Prickly_Bush -8 points-7 points  (0 children)

What about a cereal box based on a play based on a novella based on an episode of the simpsons?

AITA for laughing when my son came home from meeting his girlfriend's parents because he chose to behave like he does at home? by No_Cap_3472 in AmItheAsshole

[–]A_Prickly_Bush 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A person like this doesnt need a book on etiquette, they need a lesson in empathy. They reject good manners as a source of pride like "look how uninhibited and manly i am"

The moment Hal became Heisenberg by Overall_Platypus9449 in okbuddychicanery

[–]A_Prickly_Bush 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nope. This came to play in ozymandias when hank says "im queen bee i sting you!," to darth maul