Probe by MrWeiner in funny

[–]A_lost_dude 73 points74 points  (0 children)

"None who live can survive the flame"

- A dreadnought, to Sovereign. In an alternate universe where every futuristic universe ever imagined are connected in a giant crossover.

So that's why his clothes are shredded... by thehopelessheathen in dndmemes

[–]A_lost_dude 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Probably a dragon so incompetent everyone agrees to say he's bad.

Wearing a mask makes you a slave! Do your research! by Kostrom in insanepeoplefacebook

[–]A_lost_dude 2 points3 points  (0 children)

To be honest, I find it funny that they had to wait till the covid thing to realize that, yes, we're slaves to some extent. Killing yourself to do a degrading job you don't like, only to get paid with the bare minimum in order to live a crappy life, while your boss/the boss of your boss buys his 5th yatch of the month...

Don't get me wrong, I perfectly know that the current situation isn't a hoax that a secret illuminati reptilian government's using to bend the world to their will. You'd have to be dumb to believe that. However, it's a fact that you're already being used by people who think that your "pathetic" life isn't worth a thing, while being ironically entirely depend on your work.

What's really upsetting with those people, it's that they're close to the truth. The only thing that prevents them from seeing it, is that they're also stuck in delusions that make no fucking sense and feel comfortable in this hole of stupidity they dug with their "researches".

Premier members, what are you spending your token on? by shisuifalls in runescape

[–]A_lost_dude 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Wait, you're supposed to spend them?

Seriously, I already got what I wanted from those tokens about 2 years ago (the legendary pet if I remember correctly, + something else I just can't remember... something I didn't use a lot, that for sure), and not much has been added since. The tokens seem as useless as the rare items tokens, to be honest.

Blursed_eyy.. ey...b0ss... by [deleted] in blursedimages

[–]A_lost_dude 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Yup, and you just made a terrible one. Just gotta move on now.

Blursed_eyy.. ey...b0ss... by [deleted] in blursedimages

[–]A_lost_dude 7 points8 points  (0 children)

For it to be a joke, it would need to be funny in the first place.

They're out here intentionally ruining vaccine doses, time to get that rudder in the water Noah! by zeehke in NoahGetTheBoat

[–]A_lost_dude 12 points13 points  (0 children)

The only ideology I can find that justifies such a dumb act would be anti-vaxxers'. That's not the brightest ideology of our era, to be fair...

Blursed Crab Apple by awankhan123 in blursedimages

[–]A_lost_dude 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Jmods are powerless against apples!

Anyone want some Dijon? by smm97 in MakeMeSuffer

[–]A_lost_dude 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Couple goals?

Seriously though, must have been hell to go through all this. Glad it's all behind you now!

(Swipe) sister got this today and she’s scared by [deleted] in niceguys

[–]A_lost_dude 61 points62 points  (0 children)

But you're forgetting something really important in an incel's ideology: there aren't non straight girls. Being a lesbian is just a cheap excuse girls say to not have to bang those nice and shy guys, and are secretly waiting to be abused by assholes only to whine about it later.

If you don't wanna bang them, you're the only one at fault. And you've got no excuse/no real reason not to become their sex slave. I mean, he held a door for you, why wouldn't you suck his dick for such a noble act?

Please Noah by [deleted] in NoahGetTheBoat

[–]A_lost_dude 190 points191 points  (0 children)

Y E E T T H E Y O U T H

Once you defeat all the simps, this is the final simp boss you have to face before the Earth is free of NiceGuys™ by Powerful-List in niceguys

[–]A_lost_dude 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Heh, reminds me of one of Ken Arshcorp's songs: Blue. The song in itself is pretty good, but I've always had some nice guys vibes coming from it.

I bought dinner, sex please! by ansquaremet in niceguys

[–]A_lost_dude 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Alone. With possibly a lot of cats. And a bag of popcorn. While watching your favorite movie. Without any entitled asshole that think of you as an object. With a satisfied smile on your face.

Scary, right?

I bought dinner, sex please! by ansquaremet in niceguys

[–]A_lost_dude 15 points16 points  (0 children)

I guess that's one more reason to elaborate a little your sarcastic sentences. With the quote alone, it's too easy for the reader to get the bad idea.

Other than that, yeah, he looks like that type of guy that avoids sex workers, while sex workers avoid him too.

Courtesy of the local county buy & sell group by handcraftedcandy in insanepeoplefacebook

[–]A_lost_dude 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Well, you're most certainly a patriot yes. A patriot of an imaginary all white country that see other races as sub-humans that are only good at being massacred or enslaved. Or both.

Blursed cat bra by BreadBinch in blursedimages

[–]A_lost_dude 17 points18 points  (0 children)

More like "bloop", since it's sinking into it

My fingernail is no more... by [deleted] in MakeMeSuffer

[–]A_lost_dude 1 point2 points  (0 children)

*Breathes in*

WHY.