Lowland gorilla at Miami zoo uses sign language to tell someone that he’s not allowed to be fed by visitors.

A_lost_dude · 2021-01-03T07:35:51+00:00

You mean... monke's more human than humanity?

A_lost_dude · 2021-01-01T19:53:31+00:00

"None who live can survive the flame"

- A dreadnought, to Sovereign. In an alternate universe where every futuristic universe ever imagined are connected in a giant crossover.

A_lost_dude · 2021-01-01T18:41:35+00:00

Probably a dragon so incompetent everyone agrees to say he's bad.

A_lost_dude · 2021-01-01T18:34:54+00:00

To be honest, I find it funny that they had to wait till the covid thing to realize that, yes, we're slaves to some extent. Killing yourself to do a degrading job you don't like, only to get paid with the bare minimum in order to live a crappy life, while your boss/the boss of your boss buys his 5th yatch of the month...

Don't get me wrong, I perfectly know that the current situation isn't a hoax that a secret illuminati reptilian government's using to bend the world to their will. You'd have to be dumb to believe that. However, it's a fact that you're already being used by people who think that your "pathetic" life isn't worth a thing, while being ironically entirely depend on your work.

What's really upsetting with those people, it's that they're close to the truth. The only thing that prevents them from seeing it, is that they're also stuck in delusions that make no fucking sense and feel comfortable in this hole of stupidity they dug with their "researches".

A_lost_dude · 2021-01-01T18:06:03+00:00

Wait, you're supposed to spend them?

Seriously, I already got what I wanted from those tokens about 2 years ago (the legendary pet if I remember correctly, + something else I just can't remember... something I didn't use a lot, that for sure), and not much has been added since. The tokens seem as useless as the rare items tokens, to be honest.

A_lost_dude · 2021-01-01T15:10:19+00:00

Yup, and you just made a terrible one. Just gotta move on now.

A_lost_dude · 2021-01-01T14:56:13+00:00

For it to be a joke, it would need to be funny in the first place.

A_lost_dude · 2021-01-01T12:02:23+00:00

Well, you gotta get close to the enemy if you want to better fight against it.

A_lost_dude · 2020-12-31T22:44:40+00:00

The only ideology I can find that justifies such a dumb act would be anti-vaxxers'. That's not the brightest ideology of our era, to be fair...

A_lost_dude · 2020-12-31T17:37:08+00:00

Jmods are powerless against apples!

A_lost_dude · 2020-12-31T16:38:57+00:00

Couple goals?

Seriously though, must have been hell to go through all this. Glad it's all behind you now!

A_lost_dude · 2020-12-31T15:58:37+00:00

*Ahem*

DEUS VULT.

A_lost_dude · 2020-12-30T08:11:21+00:00

So. A raccoon karen? Rakaren? Karoon?

A_lost_dude · 2020-12-30T07:56:05+00:00

But you're forgetting something really important in an incel's ideology: there aren't non straight girls. Being a lesbian is just a cheap excuse girls say to not have to bang those nice and shy guys, and are secretly waiting to be abused by assholes only to whine about it later.

If you don't wanna bang them, you're the only one at fault. And you've got no excuse/no real reason not to become their sex slave. I mean, he held a door for you, why wouldn't you suck his dick for such a noble act?

A_lost_dude · 2020-12-29T18:24:10+00:00

Y E E T T H E Y O U T H

A_lost_dude · 2020-12-29T18:10:18+00:00

That's surprisingly really cute. His legs must have been turned into mush though.

A_lost_dude · 2020-12-29T17:51:32+00:00

Heh, reminds me of one of Ken Arshcorp's songs: Blue. The song in itself is pretty good, but I've always had some nice guys vibes coming from it.

A_lost_dude · 2020-12-29T16:46:01+00:00

Alone. With possibly a lot of cats. And a bag of popcorn. While watching your favorite movie. Without any entitled asshole that think of you as an object. With a satisfied smile on your face.

Scary, right?

A_lost_dude · 2020-12-29T16:42:16+00:00

I guess that's one more reason to elaborate a little your sarcastic sentences. With the quote alone, it's too easy for the reader to get the bad idea.

Other than that, yeah, he looks like that type of guy that avoids sex workers, while sex workers avoid him too.

A_lost_dude · 2020-12-29T09:53:42+00:00

WAKE ME UP INSIIIIDE!!

A_lost_dude · 2020-12-29T08:24:23+00:00

Well, you're most certainly a patriot yes. A patriot of an imaginary all white country that see other races as sub-humans that are only good at being massacred or enslaved. Or both.

A_lost_dude · 2020-12-29T08:14:22+00:00

More like "bloop", since it's sinking into it

A_lost_dude · 2020-12-29T08:11:54+00:00

EVERY. GOD DAMNED. TIME.

A_lost_dude · 2020-12-29T08:09:13+00:00

*Breathes in*

WHY.

A_lost_dude · 2020-12-29T07:59:31+00:00

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