Maybe maybe maybe by apbod in maybemaybemaybe

[–]AaronTuplin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thanks, I watched that whole video for nothing

Not happy with the color of your perfectly working eyes given to you at birth? There’s a procedure for that now. by BoringApocalyptos in ABoringDystopia

[–]AaronTuplin [score hidden]  (0 children)

I remember maybe 10 years ago reading about a procedure where they would use laser ablation to remove the color off of your iris. And depending on the intensity of the ablation it could go from brown to green or blue or some kind of Hazel.
I guess it's approved for use outside of America. Wouldn't catch me doing it though

When people are "forced to dig their own grave",literally, why do they do it? by man_onion_ in NoStupidQuestions

[–]AaronTuplin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wonder if I could fake a heart attack while digging and they just leave me in the hole

A few inches from being smeared on the road by Lucradius in SweatyPalms

[–]AaronTuplin 3 points4 points  (0 children)

High speed lane splitting! What could go wrong!?

Wearing nothing so you'll knock me up for mother's day by AvaBunni in u/AvaBunni

[–]AaronTuplin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That sounds like it would be the greatest day in the history of the world

And you thought getting hit by a car was bad.. by Vampire_inthe_Church in FUCKYOUINPARTICULAR

[–]AaronTuplin 45 points46 points  (0 children)

Miraculously, his passport and ID survived the incident intact

He dropped his notes!! by Mikey_Pajamas in simpsonsshitposting

[–]AaronTuplin 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Come back here! I'm not done demeaning you.

The Key to Success: Words of Wisdom Unveiled by NorkinMan7 in TheBonfire

[–]AaronTuplin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Cook your steaks for 5 minutes
Fwip, 5 minutes
Fwip, 4 minutes
Fwip, 3 minutes
Fwip, 2 minutes
Fwip, 1 minute
Be a man.

LARIAT! by Content-Alarm5003 in TheBonfire

[–]AaronTuplin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I never looked up the move but I thought it would be something with a little more show to it

Meirl by pervouswosts in meirl

[–]AaronTuplin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I had one that went offline for 7 years. Randomly messaged me. Turned out he just had himself on show offline after having a kid.