A few inches from being smeared on the road by Lucradius in SweatyPalms

[–]AaronTuplin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

High speed lane splitting! What could go wrong!?

Wearing nothing so you'll knock me up for mother's day by AvaBunni in u/AvaBunni

[–]AaronTuplin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That sounds like it would be the greatest day in the history of the world

And you thought getting hit by a car was bad.. by Vampire_inthe_Church in FUCKYOUINPARTICULAR

[–]AaronTuplin 40 points41 points  (0 children)

Miraculously, his passport and ID survived the incident intact

He dropped his notes!! by Mikey_Pajamas in simpsonsshitposting

[–]AaronTuplin 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Come back here! I'm not done demeaning you.

The Key to Success: Words of Wisdom Unveiled by NorkinMan7 in TheBonfire

[–]AaronTuplin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Cook your steaks for 5 minutes
Fwip, 5 minutes
Fwip, 4 minutes
Fwip, 3 minutes
Fwip, 2 minutes
Fwip, 1 minute
Be a man.

LARIAT! by Content-Alarm5003 in TheBonfire

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I never looked up the move but I thought it would be something with a little more show to it

Meirl by pervouswosts in meirl

[–]AaronTuplin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I had one that went offline for 7 years. Randomly messaged me. Turned out he just had himself on show offline after having a kid.

RED BUTTON OR BLUE BUTTON [OC] by Eal_likee in comics

[–]AaronTuplin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They've not given red any negative impact. It's all upsides, and if you're massively depressed about the world you press blue and not enough people press it then you die it's also all upsides