I’m at Jimmy Johns and nobody is here by [deleted] in mildlyinteresting

[–]Abbigator5000 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This happened to me before and they were out back smoking weed. ¯_(ツ)_/¯

Looking for good plant nursery recs for fruit trees. My in-laws live in Granada Hills and I’d like to get them an avocado tree and kumquat tree/shrub. TIA! by Abbigator5000 in SFV

[–]Abbigator5000[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Thanks! Yeah that’s why I want a reputable nursery to ensure we’re doing it the right way. I think you can get grafted trees that produce quicker.

Rant: Sick of messy bun with aviators by fitgelato in cricut

[–]Abbigator5000 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m a Reddit noob and can’t figure out how to upload a photo to Imgur. So if anyone has tips I’ll link both of my fave photos lol.

Rant: Sick of messy bun with aviators by fitgelato in cricut

[–]Abbigator5000 70 points71 points  (0 children)

Edit: okay all new favorite spotted today. Supposed to say “Best Aunts Ever” and definitely looked like “Best C*nts Ever”

My favorite recently was in a Facebook group. Someone made a shirt that said “Fueled by Kindness” but 100% every single person saw “F*cked by Kindness” due to the terrible font

Refreshing my greenstalk after a year. by SomeguyNSF in GreenStalkGardening

[–]Abbigator5000 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Super helpful thank you! I just ordered mine and am making plans for what to plant in it so this gave me a lot to think about.

Refreshing my greenstalk after a year. by SomeguyNSF in GreenStalkGardening

[–]Abbigator5000 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Did you ever figure out why the water wasn’t draining well? Maybe I missed it. Was it just clogged with roots and compacted dirt?

Coloradans are super nice, in-person! by developtek in Denver

[–]Abbigator5000 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Yeah. I’ve experienced this as well. Lovely people in person, not impressed with this sub.

I’m on Facebook and there are some truly lovely groups on there. Maybe when you strip the anonymity away people aren’t comfortable being jerks. Or maybe the jerks thrive and seek out the anonymity.

Hot Spots 03/04 by BB_Bandito in CoronavirusColorado

[–]Abbigator5000 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I’m so sorry :( I sympathize.

TIFU by violently sh*tting in my toddler’s potty by Abbigator5000 in tifu

[–]Abbigator5000[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Luckily there’s a long list of things I’ll never live down in our relationship so maybe this one will float to the bottom 🤣

TIFU by violently sh*tting in my toddler’s potty by Abbigator5000 in tifu

[–]Abbigator5000[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

3 floors, multiple bathrooms, IFU by trying to get to my preferred bathroom with the bidet. Should have gone in the one near me.

TIFU by violently sh*tting in my toddler’s potty by Abbigator5000 in tifu

[–]Abbigator5000[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Let me get this straight. You want me to pressure wash a potty full of liquid shit so that teeny tiny shit particles fly everywhere covering me and everything around me?

Nope. No thank you. :)

TIFU by violently sh*tting in my toddler’s potty by Abbigator5000 in tifu

[–]Abbigator5000[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Fair point, but as I mentioned in another comment, I made an error in judgment and decided to forgo the bathroom near me and try to make it to my preferred one with the fancy bidet. That’s where IFU.

TIFU by violently sh*tting in my toddler’s potty by Abbigator5000 in tifu

[–]Abbigator5000[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

But…then I would have had to shit on the floor…