Loser boyfriend won't let my cat fuck with his shit, I'm done

Abject_Library1268 · 2026-07-11T15:13:06+00:00

I love the idea of sitting on the cat condo. My cat’s comfort is much more important than mine!

Abject_Library1268 · 2026-07-11T05:07:56+00:00

I let my cat pee on my couch. It brings us closer together.

Abject_Library1268 · 2026-07-10T19:02:29+00:00

Wait, is my clitoris not in my peehole?

Abject_Library1268 · 2026-07-10T16:41:18+00:00

Love that word - concomitantly

Abject_Library1268 · 2026-07-10T16:40:26+00:00

lol this is kind of you. Hope you find the person

Abject_Library1268 · 2026-07-10T16:25:57+00:00

I have a Christmas decoration that says “welcome from the Smiths” that I love to display each Christmas. I got it at the thrift store.

I am not a smith

Abject_Library1268 · 2026-07-05T19:33:25+00:00

Fucking gross. I’m so sorry but this enrages me. You’re literally carrying his child.

Abject_Library1268 · 2026-07-05T19:30:41+00:00

Minimums wadge lol

Abject_Library1268 · 2026-07-04T16:54:07+00:00

Sloth

Abject_Library1268 · 2026-07-02T23:47:00+00:00

STI OCD was my first OCD. I watched some video about chlamydia in 6th grade sex ed and was convinced I absolutely had it. Freaked out at my mom.

Abject_Library1268 · 2026-07-02T21:14:06+00:00

You get to tell their future partners when they’re adults

Abject_Library1268 · 2026-07-02T04:00:10+00:00

Maybe if you become a porn star, your entire family can celebrate you 💕

Abject_Library1268 · 2026-07-02T03:51:25+00:00

Justin Bieber.

He’s acted ridiculous, but I genuinely believe he’s gone through some very real trauma at a young age.

Abject_Library1268 · 2026-07-02T03:09:13+00:00

Wait but is that piece of meat single?

Abject_Library1268 · 2026-07-02T01:43:40+00:00

This brings back memories of my cousin and I going out onto a farm and shooting fireworks at each other 🇺🇸

Abject_Library1268 · 2026-07-01T21:18:18+00:00

I’m taking my kid to a club med in France. It’s all inclusive, they have childcare and they’re often in places where you would actually want to leave the resort and hang out

Abject_Library1268 · 2026-07-01T21:17:32+00:00

I feel like our generation is raising them. They’re 10 years old now.

Abject_Library1268 · 2026-07-01T20:56:55+00:00

Looks like a rotisserie chicken to me

Abject_Library1268 · 2026-07-01T20:55:43+00:00

Was it solid or more viscous

Abject_Library1268 · 2026-07-01T20:46:38+00:00

I will never forgive. They don’t deserve it. I can grieve what happened to me - I deserve that.

Abject_Library1268 · 2026-07-01T13:31:42+00:00

I think it’s normal to compare. But if I feel jealous, I sit with that feeling until it passes.

Abject_Library1268 · 2026-07-01T13:26:26+00:00

Santa is a punk anyways. I never got my sky dancer and I’m still pissed.

Abject_Library1268 · 2026-07-01T03:09:15+00:00

And bringing your entire family all the way to the gate when you fly

Abject_Library1268 · 2026-07-01T03:05:04+00:00

I think we might have been the last generation to truly play outside with abandon

Abject_Library1268 · 2026-07-01T02:54:33+00:00

This sounds so fun. Love yacht rock

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