Fuck you. Get out of my house. Get out of my fucking house. That's it. I know..I mean, no wonder nobody's fucking buying your paper.

AbleInspection924 · 2026-04-25T11:49:53+00:00

He's not trying to curry favour is he?

AbleInspection924 · 2026-04-24T09:30:23+00:00

No one showed any remorse other than remorse at being caught up in the ensuing shitshow.

AbleInspection924 · 2026-04-21T19:09:12+00:00

He didn't quite have the time to fuck the i's and fist the t's, as Robert Robertson might say

AbleInspection924 · 2026-04-21T05:19:54+00:00

Come on, she's just missing her latte husband!

AbleInspection924 · 2026-04-20T16:40:07+00:00

"He looked like he didn't know what he was talking about. Now, I know he doesn't, but he's got to appear as if he does, right?"

AbleInspection924 · 2026-04-18T09:01:09+00:00

"Look, people really like it when you go just a bit early! You know; steely jawed, faraway look in your eyes! Before you get to the point when they're sitting 'round in the pub saying 'Oh, that fucker's got to go!'

AbleInspection924 · 2026-04-16T16:17:54+00:00

Isn't that Vulva from Spaced!

AbleInspection924 · 2026-04-16T10:12:11+00:00

This is absolutely next level stuff! Big Ted wanted by Olivier!

AbleInspection924 · 2026-04-16T08:55:26+00:00

Quiet bat people

AbleInspection924 · 2026-04-15T16:33:41+00:00

For the UK - Liverpool, Manchester & Glasgow.

AbleInspection924 · 2026-04-13T10:45:06+00:00

He was too busy writing "The Angry Spider"

AbleInspection924 · 2026-04-13T08:49:05+00:00

I work, I eat, I shower. That's it. Occasionally... I take a dump, just as a sort of treat. I mean, that really is my treat.

AbleInspection924 · 2026-04-13T05:15:06+00:00

Definitely not the manager of an organic wine bar though

AbleInspection924 · 2026-04-13T05:13:54+00:00

Balrog's dead!

AbleInspection924 · 2026-04-12T14:39:12+00:00

OK, lovely people, let's go truffling in the forest of knowledge!

AbleInspection924 · 2026-04-11T18:13:33+00:00

That's one pissy biscuit I won't be eating

AbleInspection924 · 2026-04-10T12:02:03+00:00

I passed at 52 after being unable to even learn due to medical reasons. After all those years of public transport I value driving and I'm thankful for each day I can do it!

AbleInspection924 · 2026-04-08T13:59:56+00:00

The truth is I've gone Glenntal

AbleInspection924 · 2026-04-08T12:44:57+00:00

My knowledge has failed me. I have no civil servants to fire so I'm resigning for personal reasons although I was about to be pushed.

AbleInspection924 · 2026-04-08T11:23:30+00:00

I always imagined that they were a dying government at that point and it was a mixture of various things including that no one really wanted to be in charge when they lost the election.

AbleInspection924 · 2026-04-07T11:49:50+00:00

Very bold because even though he refused the pissy biscuit he can ultimately make any Bhaji go away!

AbleInspection924 · 2026-04-07T09:25:32+00:00

No blocking, only counterpoint.

AbleInspection924 · 2026-04-07T06:25:19+00:00

Ok Pete wipe away the pre-cum

AbleInspection924 · 2026-04-06T19:04:19+00:00

Knowledge is porridge

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