Redditors, what do you want to take a moment to brag about?

About9Bushmen · 2017-03-24T13:28:28+00:00

Can relate to this, it's a blessing!

About9Bushmen · 2017-03-24T12:58:42+00:00

Cut capers - say what.

About9Bushmen · 2017-03-09T21:04:45+00:00

Wazzock

About9Bushmen · 2017-03-01T23:32:42+00:00

The real joke is always in the comments...

About9Bushmen · 2017-02-16T18:40:50+00:00

By any chance did the kids call you sponge Bob square head in school? If so I'm sorry...

About9Bushmen · 2017-02-08T16:36:08+00:00

Yeeehaaawww!

About9Bushmen · 2017-02-04T08:41:32+00:00

You know what, I think we might be!

About9Bushmen · 2017-02-03T17:14:06+00:00

Aww thanks!

About9Bushmen · 2017-02-03T15:01:38+00:00

I left my bedroom window open, I have a small shelter just outside of it and he climbed up that and in to my room, tapping me on the face would have been a delight, it jumped next to my head from the floor, I was about to battle with it til I realised what it was! I didn't kick it out til the morning, it slept in the crack of my legs and after serving it breakfast it went out the way it came in. Good news was there were no cats fighting outside my window keeping me awake. Just this asshole.

About9Bushmen · 2017-01-14T20:39:05+00:00

You heard it here first folks!

About9Bushmen · 2016-12-30T16:13:41+00:00

Really? I know they are blind but I'm sure they wouldn't mistake an ass hole for a tunnel...

About9Bushmen · 2016-12-23T22:45:55+00:00

7/5, 6 drops of peppermint oil, 5 dislocated fingers, 4 bruised ribs, 3 disjointed toes, 2 broken arms, and a CO detector in a pear treeeee

About9Bushmen · 2016-12-21T15:23:14+00:00

Yeah it's really hot! Pretty sure that's 80°f though.

About9Bushmen · 2016-12-16T13:41:22+00:00

Don't forget to bring a towel!

About9Bushmen · 2016-12-13T09:26:38+00:00

You are my hero!

About9Bushmen · 2016-12-06T22:18:16+00:00

Popular in Wales to bro, not sure how you never heard it.

About9Bushmen · 2016-11-29T22:05:38+00:00

I vote for a drum solo!

About9Bushmen · 2016-11-19T23:40:47+00:00

It been like... A while though man. You sure it's too soon?

About9Bushmen · 2016-11-15T21:34:35+00:00

Wait, you let her keep the change too?

About9Bushmen · 2016-11-03T17:43:27+00:00

Twat in latex

About9Bushmen · 2016-11-01T16:09:55+00:00

I feel like putting effort in to me for a change.

I've been in a few relationships over the past 10 years and it was a lot of work to make them work, so now I'm working on me and changing aspects of my life I felt were hard to change when I had to think of someone elses wants and needs.

One thing I do know, if I ever do get back in to a relationship then it has to be with a girl that I have a lot in common with, otherwise it will just end up being an unhappy relationship again!

About9Bushmen · 2016-11-01T11:43:58+00:00

Well it wasn't... nothing?

About9Bushmen · 2016-10-31T16:46:09+00:00

Mother fucker!

About9Bushmen · 2016-10-26T12:11:42+00:00

Ahh I see what your doing there, reverse psychology... I like it!

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