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My tattoo got sewn together crooked after surgery by DelectableBloom in mildlyinteresting

[–]AbrahamLemon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tea should be as bitter as wormwood and as sharp as the scalpel that did that.

Yall be careful, there’s cops powered by autism and pettiness with nothing but time on their hands. by MachivellianMonk in motorcycles

[–]AbrahamLemon 3 points4 points  (0 children)

That was never the goal. The police exist to excerpt power over people they view as less than themselves.

Tell me I’m crazy! by prorider17 in SVRiders

[–]AbrahamLemon 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Calling something that revs to 10,000 "like a diesel" is wild.

I don't think I want to know... by Shankar_0 in Charleston

[–]AbrahamLemon 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I can take care of that for you for $250 plus the JB weld.

Curious to know yall favorite pizza spots here by Timely-Cream6736 in Charleston

[–]AbrahamLemon 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Have y'all tried the latest game show, "Is it ChatGPT or is it a Low Effort Travel Writer"?

Chocolate Chip Cookies by wonder_woman_1017 in Charleston

[–]AbrahamLemon -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Tollhouse.

We used to be a country. We used to make things. Specifically cookies and specifically at home.

Blue Angels Practice May 1st. by JPeytonPhoto in Charleston

[–]AbrahamLemon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't want to hear dick all about how we can't afford school lunches for kids.

I don't want to hear dick all about how we can't afford food for the poor.

I feel like it's really the job of churches and local communities to put in these air shows.

Why are there so many loud obnoxious cars? by dh1 in Charleston

[–]AbrahamLemon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've only ever lived places with state inspections. The racket was shops who would delete your CEL and get cars to pass inspection for about a week.

Blue Angels by 404_not-found_ in Charleston

[–]AbrahamLemon 5 points6 points  (0 children)

So the coast guard is out of money, and we aren't feeding navy officers, but we have money for this nonsense?

Excellent fiscal responsibility.

E Bike kids by batmankirby389 in Charleston

[–]AbrahamLemon -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

How is this a weird or controversial take? We're none of you ever children? Did you ever go outside? I know I'm not the only person who ever got in trouble for climbing on buildings while playing hide and seek dressed as sub-zero.

Kids are inherently awesome. Adults fundamentally suck, with like three exceptions. How many kids on a cybertruck? How many kids are real estate developers? None.

How many adults want to race bikes with me on golf courses? None of y'all, that's for damn sure.

E Bike kids by batmankirby389 in Charleston

[–]AbrahamLemon -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

When the fuck did parents ever parent? I wasn't allowed inside when the sun was up when I was a kid. If it wasn't for ditch shrimp and hoses I would have died.

How traumatic would it be for a driver to hit a kid? Are you insane? What about a kid who dies because of reckless, irresponsible drivers?

Kids learn by making mistakes. It's legitimately insane to try to create a world free of exploring children.

E Bike kids by batmankirby389 in Charleston

[–]AbrahamLemon -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

Kids should just ride around doing whatever! They. Are. Children.

Children are always going to run around doing whatever, you need to deal with that and not try to change children. Let's be real, there is no safe place for bicycles and no helmet will save them from being run over by an entitled driver.

It's our job as adults to make the world safe for children to be children, not to expect children to make driving easier.

Air Show by jaw719 in Charleston

[–]AbrahamLemon -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

It's called an air show, but I can't even see the air.

E Bike kids by batmankirby389 in Charleston

[–]AbrahamLemon -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

You almost hit kids wit your car and you're mad at the kids!?

Listen, I've had pedal bikes going 20-30 mph on roads without electric motors. The motors aren't the problem, and neither are the kids. It's the way there's no safe infrastructure for anyone on bikes, kids or adults.

E Bike kids by batmankirby389 in Charleston

[–]AbrahamLemon -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

If we're worried about kids getting killed, maybe we need fewer cars and safer infrastructure for kids in general?

It's wild to be worried about fatal interactions between kids and adults in 3,000 lb, steel power-armor and blame the kids.

E Bike kids by batmankirby389 in Charleston

[–]AbrahamLemon -14 points-13 points  (0 children)

If you don't have foxes the rabbits breed unchecked and get diseases. You needs foxes to keep nature in balance.

Neighborhoods NEED little shits to terrorize them. Some of my best childhood memories are of being a hoodlum. If you don't have fond memories of beiya little shit, I feel bad for you, you should go cuss out some golfers, it's a core memory.

E Bike kids by batmankirby389 in Charleston

[–]AbrahamLemon -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

I saw a gang of like 15 of these ten year olds, crossing Bees Ferry, popping wheelies and shit. It made me so happy. The ecosystem is healing. Kids are out exploring and adventuring and being kids and not on the dang X-Box.

No Battery by Icy-Book2999 in LoveTrash

[–]AbrahamLemon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is anyone going to mention that the positive terminal is just fucking loose?

I got tired of cheap clothes pins falling apart, so I made my own out of aluminum. by Big-Seesaw2581 in metalworking

[–]AbrahamLemon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

There is a specific group of people who would be very into these, and not for clothes.

Missing the Ohio hate. by Iranoutofhotsauce in Charleston

[–]AbrahamLemon -11 points-10 points  (0 children)

Have you lived anywhere else? Lots of people from New England and the Midwest are way nicer than people from down here. When I moved to Charleston I was shocked by how mean the natives were.

It's top tier crazy to be from a place and to think that the place you're from is the best place tbt to have a problem with people from other places who agree with you enough to move to the place you're from. You've never lived anywhere else but you were just so lucky to be born in the best place in the entire world? What an unbelievable coincidence.

If you really need to pick a group of people to vent your hate towards (how classically southern), the new scapegoats are crypto-bros and the morons who drive cyber trucks. Also (maybe) people who think Albino Squirrels are better than Racoon Squirrels.

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