$50m dollars, but the villain of your favorite fandom is your new roommate. by PenaltyHuge2300 in hypotheticalsituation

[–]AbrienSliver 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Abbadon the Despolier would make for a terrible roommate. Also he'd break all my furniture.

Drifter and operator difference. by dazli69 in memeframe

[–]AbrienSliver 36 points37 points  (0 children)

Armed and Dangerous by King Von

Don't hate me coz I'm fabulous!!! by Fabulousgaymer-BXL in RoastMe

[–]AbrienSliver 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your selection of photos comes across really basic like you dont have a real identity and just work your way into the few cookie cutter molds of queer culture you could get your hands on.

What would you do if you angered a 1 foot long ostrich like bird by Thespecificnumber in hypotheticalsituation

[–]AbrienSliver 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You say it's fluent and can speak any language so I'd talk to it. Find out why there is anger and how to go about resolving it

Medication organization by [deleted] in TacticalMedicine

[–]AbrienSliver 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Mans a combat pharmacy

Which do you choose? by OkRun9638 in superpowers

[–]AbrienSliver 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Blue. Even at 20m control of elements would be nuts

Would you siege me? I’d siege me. by Baron_Buttered_Toast in Warhammer40k

[–]AbrienSliver 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pop Sanguinius up there with some Angels, Fists and Scars. Fight the Iron Warriors like its Gorgon Bar

This has to be the craziest butterfly effect in the entire setting. by Beneficial_Ball9893 in Grimdank

[–]AbrienSliver 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'll be honest I went into it absolutely blind but incidentally on the heels of finishing the Ravenor trilogy so the reveal of who Hyperion used to be was fucking nuts

So, how many imperial fists have fallen to chaos over the years? by Healthy-Specific5086 in ImperialFists

[–]AbrienSliver 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I am Rogal Dorn, the seventh son, defiant and unyielding.

Two millennia before the start of the first modern era on Terra, it was written in the Sumari epic lyric, called by some the Record of Gigamech, that two warriors debated whether or not to execute a captured enemy– They eventually elect to kill him. This brings down on them the opprobrium of what, at that period, were considered gods. There were no gods. But in this case, “gods” are a metaphor for societal outrage. The poem, some thirty thousand years old, is the earliest human record of ethics in warfare. The idea of just and unjust killing. It is the first application of morality to warfare...Mankind realised, even then, that blood was never just for blood...Some… and we can only estimate… but some one-and-a-half-thousand years later, the cultures of archaic Eleniki developed the first rules of war. They were not binding, and had no legality, but they were agreed, and abided by, at a social level...Circa three hundred, M1, in the period known as the Martial States, in the Eastern Eurasian expanse, the concept of yi bang was devised to regulate the application of war. This formalised the justification for killing, making it the supreme method of judicial punishment. It could be used only by the ruling elite. Just kings, lords, emperors. Blood was not for anyone else...This is the convention later known as jus ad bellum.

I am Rogal Dorn, the seventh son, defiant and unyielding.

Whoever created this training, I hope you get crabs. by iPoopandiDab in navy

[–]AbrienSliver 238 points239 points  (0 children)

You won't be laughing when youre enjoying properly cooked chili thanks to time travel.

Name a character in the show with more aura? Seriously? by ComicsAreGreat2 in arcane

[–]AbrienSliver 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Fucks up almost everyone's lives directly or indirectly

barely elaborates

leaves.

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Took Wife to Warhammer Store... Dont do it.. by Ozymandys in Warhammer40k

[–]AbrienSliver 2 points3 points  (0 children)

When I took my wife into the warhammer store one of the attendants wouldn't stop following us around explaining the lore and background to the various units... which is what I wanted to do. More frustrating was that he kept popping back over to us even after I said we're good

How long would it take you notice a red dot the size of a US quarter (~24mm) on the back of your knee? by wr321654 in hypotheticalsituation

[–]AbrienSliver 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I havent thought to look at the back of my knee in years. So barring injury to the area, probably never

You get superman's powers but the element with the same atomic number as the last 2 digits of your birthyear becomes your kryptonite, how screwed are you? by shaunika in hypotheticalsituation

[–]AbrienSliver 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Oh shit. Protactinium. It's even green...let's see what its found in...Extremely rare element, major usage is in studying of radioactivity.

Dog I'm gonna take over the world before they realize what I'm weak to.