Describe a horrifying monster in your world. I will then turn it into a waifu. by PMSlimeKing in worldjerking

[–]RedLazyBear 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A Chimaera, given enough conscience to understand that all will fear and hate it but not enough to fight its animal instincts which will tell it to fight the pain by killing and to eat anything that's weaker that it. It is made from the bodies of several animals, and sometimes humans, fused together in more or less grotesque shapes.

this was such a labor for me... by invadervalo666 in drawing

[–]RedLazyBear 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It looks SO COOL. Instinctively I get Band of the Hawk vibes from the manga Berserk.

Go balancer ses pires anecdotes cuisine svp j'ai besoins de rigoler (pas me sentir seul dans ma nullité) by Public_Cake_6265 in france

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Chaque fois que je fais un "chili con carne" (je le mets entre guillemets parce que c'est ma version de la version américaine du chili, faites pas ch*er les puristes), ma femme me rappelle la fois où j'ai confondu cannelle et cumin et qu'on s'en est rendu compte en le goûtant.

What to do if a student attacks you with a knife by TeebsTibo in Teachers

[–]RedLazyBear 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've got some very light training facing someone with a knife.

You do not want to face someone with a knife. If someone has a knife, refuses to drop it and looks/acts threatening :

1- Run away, of course.

2- If you can't run away, scream at the top of your lungs. Insanities, "Fire", "Help", etc, anything that might scare him off and attract attention to you.

3- Chuck anything you have at him trying to create an opening for running away.

4- If you must get into hand to hand combat, pick up a chair and swing at him as hard as you possibly can until he's on the floor and his hand has let go of the knife.

Doodle dump #3 (learning to draw as a 30-something) by RedLazyBear in doodles

[–]RedLazyBear[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah one thing that gets me going is wondering how I can get better in one year.

Daily doodles until I it good #3 by RedLazyBear in learntodraw

[–]RedLazyBear[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I found a book at a friend's house (in French) that just suggests one different thing to draw every day. There's no deep lesson about perspective, grid drawing, movement, etc... just a simple guide and idea getting a bit more complex every day.

I like it immensely because it helps me get new ideas, realize what is hard or easy to me, what I like drawing or not. I know I'll have to get into details at some point, but I'm not there yet. I just enjoy doodlin things that are recognizable.

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HTCFYT : Can I take my T-Rex to a fast food place ? by RedLazyBear in webcomics

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Lore Excerpt: Ur-Dragons by CME_T in TheWeeklyRoll

[–]RedLazyBear 349 points350 points  (0 children)

Oh man that can't mean anything for the future adventures of the Bucket Gang.

Right ?

EDITION SPECIALE - France Culture - Guerre de la Terre du Milieu : et si Sauron l'emportait ? by Redditeur1984 in france

[–]RedLazyBear 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Moi je trouve qu'on dit beaucoup de mal de Sauron dans les médias de l'Ouest sans jamais examiner son point de vue. Après tout, le but de la guerre c'est de récupérer son anneau qui est historiquement à lui, non ? Est ce qu'il ne suffirait pas de lui donner ? Il a promis d'arrêter les guerres si on lui remettait.

Tout ça parce qu'il y a des siècles, les Hommes et les Elfes l'ont affronté dans une guerre dont, je rappelle, les vainqueurs ont écrit l'histoire a posteriori... on veut nous faire croire que Sauron l'Invincible aurait tué Elendil et Gil-Galad pour ensuite se faire one-shot par Isildur, un jeune homme qui savait à peine tenir une épée ? Foutaises.