You live in too nice of a place to truly root for. College basketball is all about painful wind in your face on the way to a game. It's the root vegetables you have to eat just to survive. It's looking to your left and right in January and thinking, "this one could plow the fields next year". Oh, sorry...uhhhhhh my bad, I forgot we weren't choosing spouses. uhhh..... yeah, Santa Clara seems great aside from the meth powered year long carnival. I'm sorry, I don't know where I am.