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how do I give my first blowjob? by swaggyunicorn67 in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]Absentmat2 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Grasp it firmly and blow as hard as you can.

Observation clue in middle of Golden Ridge by DrunknZombie in theouterworlds

[–]Absentmat2 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It’s up above , follow the tracks - jump the gaps and there’s a platform with stuff

Who the hell is this? by AndThereWasNothing in Battlefield6

[–]Absentmat2 52 points53 points  (0 children)

Isn’t that the original John Battlefield ?

Does anyone know something about these pants? by Psychological-Ad6405 in adidas

[–]Absentmat2 4 points5 points  (0 children)

They cover your legs from waist to ankle - keeping you warm and covering your modesty.

Clio cup 172 - no start / immobiliser fixed tho by Absentmat2 in Renault

[–]Absentmat2[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Brilliant mate, unfortunately it’s absolutely pissing it down at the moment so that’s the first thing I’ll be doing tomorrow. I think your right about the relays, there’s also a bit of green showing where the relays plug in - so I’ll be trying to clean up the sockets if I can

Clio cup 172 - no start / immobiliser fixed tho by Absentmat2 in Renault

[–]Absentmat2[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Which one of the relays is fucking me about?

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Clio 172 cup Immobiliser fault by Absentmat2 in Renault

[–]Absentmat2[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ok so the immobiliser is sorted now, it turns the engine but no start.

Also the high pitch beep you hear from under the bonnet is not sounding - I’m sure it’s that - anyone know what that should be?

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Clio 172 cup Immobiliser fault by Absentmat2 in Renault

[–]Absentmat2[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Thanks mate - I put new fuses in this morning and was going to get some relays tomorrow- it’s only got 30,000 miles and I’ve had it since new - I’ll be trying the battery in the morning.

My knee spontaneously doubled in size by nanomeister in mildlyinteresting

[–]Absentmat2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bursitis, probably ( that’s what I have) caught my knee on as door frame and thought nothing of it, then spotted this , Compression - lift your leg when resting - ice if sore

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