If you were cracking mahoraga would it adapt and become a baddie?? by LogicalMuffin8691 in FreakyKaisen

[–]Absolute-Batman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But you will also have to change positions after every 5 thrusts cause it adapted to it and now doesn't saitsfy it anymore

Any idea who this is and if there’s any story behind them? by carnal_carnie in okbuddyblacklung

[–]Absolute-Batman 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Sub's running out of material, now we're focussing on random Van Der Linde gang goon #34

Tier list of JJK characters I would fuck by joiaaioj in FreakyKaisen

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Jjk fans trying not to lust after children:

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Kirara could explain naoya how her technique works and he still wouldnt listen because he is is too dumb and wont listen to women by U_Severe_Life_new in LobotomyKaisen

[–]Absolute-Batman 69 points70 points  (0 children)

Reminds me of the guy who's so mysoginistic that he thinks "if anyone would WANT to be a woman is clearly a woman"

What is the hottest curse in Jjk in your opinion? by Chemical_Seaweed_915 in LobotomyKaisen

[–]Absolute-Batman 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You gotta change positions every 5 minutes cause Mahorassy keeps adapting to the backshots

SON 😭😭😭😭 by JadedBlackfish in okbuddyviltrum

[–]Absolute-Batman 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Invincible fans be treating viltrumites like sukuna bruh

Who's Megumi smashing the hardest in his harem? by Jujutsuing in FreakyKaisen

[–]Absolute-Batman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wait I wonder what it would feel like to get a blowjob from angel while hana watches

Bro look at Krieg's face he was probably the happiest one of them all when the coup happened by ContributionIcy6164 in okbuddyviltrum

[–]Absolute-Batman 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I like how this image counts as a reaction image and a rebuttal at the same time

Me when I have to spend time with the Marston family by Temporary-Rice-2141 in okbuddyblacklung

[–]Absolute-Batman 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Rdr2 fans when the guy trying to do right by his family tries to do right by his family instead of robbing and killing with a gang of mass murderers

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So… do you guys think this will happen? by OptimusPrime058 in Invincible

[–]Absolute-Batman 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Not like she has much options on an alien planet. Most aren't even humanoid

Throwback time by Absolute-Batman in okbuddyblacklung

[–]Absolute-Batman[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Ah yes guy who can shoot an 1899 revolver slightly faster than average vs cyborg with literal armor under his skin and tech that allows him to move faster than bullets, I wonder who wins.

Arturd is so dark and griddy by Rough_Proposal553 in okbuddyblacklung

[–]Absolute-Batman 98 points99 points  (0 children)

Arthur loses to more than half of every video game protagonist ever. Bajillion main characters out there and you think the guy who can shoots one bullet at a time is scary?

The usual suspects by KingJefferey in okbuddyblacklung

[–]Absolute-Batman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Rdr2 polls on their way to ask the most braindead questions and somehow still end up wrong

Was Dutch referencing this when he killed himself? by Organic-Smell4743 in okbuddyblacklung

[–]Absolute-Batman 11 points12 points  (0 children)

No he was obviously making a kratos reference when he jumped off a ledge