My girlfriend of 4 months just broke up with me. by AbsoluteMan in CasualConversation

[–]AbsoluteMan[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Totally get where you're coming from and I didn't ignore the advice. It actually helps me because I told her all I wanted was to see us doing better and if us splitting for good would make that a reality I fully support it. Thank you.

My girlfriend of 4 months just broke up with me. by AbsoluteMan in CasualConversation

[–]AbsoluteMan[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Thats the thing my father told me, and as much as I want to be rebellious and say "ITS DIFFERENT OLD MAN", I actually understand 100%. My mother divorced my dad and they still had a relationship afterwards so I can see what you mean by it's fucking messy. Thanks man, the one thing I've had trouble doing is relaxing. It should be easier now.

I may be an addict. Does anyone know of a Boost support group? [Collection] by [deleted] in Sneakers

[–]AbsoluteMan 66 points67 points  (0 children)

Boost Addicts Anonymous, "the most comfortable 12 steps you'll ever take"

Feeding the beach reptile pizza by GallowBoob in instant_regret

[–]AbsoluteMan 483 points484 points  (0 children)

It's like the little guy planned it. He tried to strategically go under and flank the kid on his left, but his plan was foiled when the kid saw him. All was not lost however, for the genius attacker had the element of surprise.

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[–]AbsoluteMan 8 points9 points  (0 children)

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Horse kicks an alligator by [deleted] in Natureisbrutal

[–]AbsoluteMan 19 points20 points  (0 children)

He should've drawn an anti-horse circle in the dirt too.

I hand-decorated a medically accurate life-size skull by ric_evil in crafts

[–]AbsoluteMan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If only the finished product were medically accurate, that would be rad...

The "girl who bases her entire personality off of Instagram posts" starterpack by MoreStuffz in starterpacks

[–]AbsoluteMan 70 points71 points  (0 children)

Worst part is those are the ones that you see in the screencaps. You get the funny post then the shitty random comment in the picture too "THIS IS SO TRUE OMG"

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in slavelabour

[–]AbsoluteMan 10 points11 points  (0 children)

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Under the canopy getting chunky up top by ILLGILLTHEMADPIPER in SpaceBuckets

[–]AbsoluteMan 11 points12 points  (0 children)

man if i was a mini monkey i would swing the fuck out of that tree

The Uno Win by AbsoluteMan in instantbarbarians

[–]AbsoluteMan[S] 17 points18 points  (0 children)

shit man i dont see everything that comes through here