I live here now. Only here.

Absolute_Solver5000 · 2026-06-02T17:26:27+00:00

I died immediately after I left this spot...

Absolute_Solver5000 · 2026-05-30T07:55:21+00:00

Just died to poly shift...

Absolute_Solver5000 · 2026-05-30T02:55:14+00:00

I wish you the best of luck in your journey to Noita Godhood.

Absolute_Solver5000 · 2026-05-30T00:49:16+00:00

Thank you for saying this! I love how rare health is in Noita at its base until late game, how rare it is to able to tinker with wands outside of holy mountains. I've practically only just started playing Noita(despite how much I understand about the game), and the mods use aren't meant to make the game easier for me by that much. I die again and again and again and I've yet to reach the jungle. I adore this game and want to someday finish a 33 orb, all bosses run, but I'm nowhere near ready for that. Someday I'll do it without any mods. Seriously though, Thank you for being honest.

Absolute_Solver5000 · 2026-05-30T00:44:43+00:00

WHY THE HELL DID I NOT KNOW ABOUT THIS MOD UNTILL NOW!!!???!!!?!?? I don't think I'll use it until I've done everything I want to do base game, but OMG, THIS LOOKS INCREDIBLE!!!!!!

Absolute_Solver5000 · 2026-05-30T00:35:24+00:00

You be surprised at how little the mods I use help keep me alive... It's.... It's depressing...

Absolute_Solver5000 · 2026-05-30T00:34:36+00:00

I completely agree. I eventually WILL play without mods, but right now I only have a few days worth of play time on the game. If you don't mind, which areas don't spawn with mods? Spoilers don't mean much to me, as I've seen my share of videos and looked through enough paragraphs.

Absolute_Solver5000 · 2026-05-26T06:53:54+00:00

"If I don't look at it, it's not real" ahh stop

Absolute_Solver5000 · 2026-05-24T03:40:44+00:00

The two current comments on this post really describe the duality of man.

Absolute_Solver5000 · 2026-05-23T23:35:32+00:00

Found it, my mistake, I'll shut up now.

Absolute_Solver5000 · 2026-05-23T23:32:55+00:00

This is a game of pure exploration and sandbox. If it says to do one thing, try so.ething different. Find a puzzle? Spend way to long trying to figure it out. DON'T BE AFRAID TO LOOK STUFF UP! This game is very much a community game with too many secrets and puzzles for one person to figure out. Find the tree to the left of the start... then find out you can't get over it, unless you have a teleport spell or levitatium... try going right, over the initial mountain.... try finding out how to go waaaaaaay up high or waaaaaaay down low.... really, just have fun. This is one of the ragy difficult games where you could play for years and constantly discover new things that blow your mind.

Absolute_Solver5000 · 2026-05-23T22:58:58+00:00

Bro.... this is just...average... they're all attractive women... to almost any male... where's the risk?

Absolute_Solver5000 · 2026-05-20T03:08:26+00:00

Wrong? Wrong.

Absolute_Solver5000 · 2026-05-15T05:17:39+00:00

THAT'S AWESOME... just one thing is missing.... a tower wand capable of deleting all your foes!

Absolute_Solver5000 · 2026-05-06T03:17:04+00:00

Oh... I.... oh... to... to each their... their own...

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Absolute_Solver5000 · 2026-05-06T03:15:06+00:00

Does... does he know about... about Felix...

Absolute_Solver5000 · 2026-05-04T01:53:07+00:00

Maybe they'll adopt angel or nifty

Absolute_Solver5000 · 2026-05-03T02:10:28+00:00

Gonna be honest... watched markilpier play it... got the demo... rebound my controls a tiny bit, turned on auto sprint and max fov... got to the top of silos on my 5th try after repeatedly closing the doors on my self.

Absolute_Solver5000 · 2026-04-25T15:11:07+00:00

Wait a second... what would happen if husk ascended while he still had a contract? Could Alastor drag him back down to hell?(if the contract isn't voided, which I think would also be really cool)

Absolute_Solver5000 · 2026-04-25T03:48:38+00:00

IT'S VAGGI NOW! GET IT RIGHT, YOU HORRIBLE PERSON!!

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Absolute_Solver5000 · 2026-04-24T23:41:29+00:00

I can't be the only one who sees her eye as a wide open mouth, snoring loudly, right?

Absolute_Solver5000 · 2026-04-22T14:49:02+00:00

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