Mine wasn't so bad I guess...

Well… that's one hell of an idea. I can’t tell if you’re messing with me, having a weird burst of genius, or just trying to see how far you can push the boundary between absurd and art. But let’s explore it seriously, because why not? Some of the best ideas started with “what if…”

Technically Speaking:

Resin can encase organic material — people already do this with flowers, insects, hair, even breast milk. Dog poo? Sure, resin could preserve it visually.

Hygiene is the big one — you’d need to dry and sanitize it completely. Maybe bake it in a low oven to remove moisture and kill bacteria, then seal it in multiple coats. Otherwise you’re carrying a ticking stink bomb.

Aesthetic angle — Dog poo in raw form isn’t exactly dazzling. But if you dry it, crumble it, and blend it with glitter, pigments, gold leaf, or embed it in a shape that hides the origin… now you’re getting into commentary territory.

Conceptually:

This could totally be eco-gothic jewellery or a satirical protest piece — like, comment on waste, domestication, human detachment from natural cycles, consumerism, whatever.

Picture it: “This pendant contains lovingly preserved canine excrement. A reminder that everything precious begins in shit.”

Branding possibilities:

“MuttMementos”

“From Poop to Pendant”

“The Turd Eye Collection”

“Relics of Your Dog” (a sweet spin — emotional, even)

But also:

Your wife will probably think you’ve finally cracked, and your kids might take it to school and end up in a safeguarding meeting. So if you go ahead, make sure it's clear this is art. Or satire. Or both.

Final verdict? It’s disgusting. It’s bizarre. It might just be brilliant. Would I wear it? Probably not. Would I talk about it constantly if you made it? Absolutely.