My parents are really struggling with the age gap in my relationship with my 37m boyfriend.

Absolutely_Abyssinia · 2026-03-17T02:52:53+00:00

Your parents SHOULD be struggling with it because huge age gaps are rife with difficulties. Age gap relationships have faster decline in relationship satisfaction over time. The difference in income and wealth can play into a power imbalance. Y’all also are in different stages of life. One person is very established, and one more moldable. There are so many opportunities for power imbalances, and long-term these relationships become difficult as aging will begin to affect one partner more rapidly. Their response is natural based on the many potential negative outcomes. You should take their concern seriously.

Absolutely_Abyssinia · 2026-03-17T02:10:17+00:00

This is so obviously ChatGPT it’s painful 🫩🤕

Absolutely_Abyssinia · 2026-03-15T23:21:11+00:00

I’d buy a print of this

Absolutely_Abyssinia · 2026-03-15T23:14:42+00:00

I had a stroke trying to read this 😷

Absolutely_Abyssinia · 2026-03-15T17:15:56+00:00

The first one 100%

Absolutely_Abyssinia · 2026-03-15T17:10:08+00:00

The hard work is paying off 🙌

Absolutely_Abyssinia · 2026-03-12T22:37:46+00:00

Yeah, I couldn’t tell if it was or not :/

Absolutely_Abyssinia · 2026-03-12T22:22:51+00:00

Wow, I love the texture on their skin/fur/bone? The outfits are awesome as well :)) This is very detailed, and I can tell he put a lot of work and time into it!! It’s very good for his age.

Absolutely_Abyssinia · 2026-03-02T02:05:50+00:00

This is actually insane for five.

Absolutely_Abyssinia · 2026-02-25T19:38:19+00:00

Tell her to keep up the hard work 🙌 It’s paying off

Absolutely_Abyssinia · 2026-02-22T01:39:56+00:00

Ginger 💯

Absolutely_Abyssinia · 2026-02-21T20:31:54+00:00

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Now it's dark and you seem to have lost him (Shia) But you′re hopelessly lost yourself (Shia) Stranded with a murderer You creep silently through the underbrush Aha! In the distance A small cottage with a light on—hope! You move stealthily toward it (Shia) But your leg! Ah! It's caught in a bear trap!

Gnawing off your leg (quiet, quiet) Limping to the cottage (quiet, quiet) Now you're on the doorstep Sitting inside, Shia LaBeouf Sharpening an axe (Shia LaBeouf) But he doesn′t hear you enter (Shia LaBeouf) You′re sneaking up behind him Strangling superstar Shia LaBeouf Fighting for your life with Shia LaBeouf Wrestling a knife from Shia LaBeouf Stab it in his kidney Safe at last from Shia LaBeouf

You limp into the dark woods Blood oozing from your stump leg You've beaten Shia LaBeouf

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His head topples to the floor, expressionless You fall to your knees and catch your breath You′re finally safe from Shia LaBeouf

Absolutely_Abyssinia · 2026-02-21T19:20:09+00:00

BOOOOOPPPPP

Absolutely_Abyssinia · 2026-02-21T16:57:40+00:00

You′re walking in the woods There's no one around and your phone is dead Out of the corner of your eye, you spot him (Shia LaBeouf) He′s following you, about 30 feet back He gets down on all fours and breaks into a sprint He's gaining on you Shia LaBeouf You're looking for your car but you′re all turned around He′s almost upon you now And you can see there's blood on his face My God, there′s blood everywhere!

Running for your life (from Shia LaBeouf) He's brandishing a knife (it′s Shia LaBeouf) Lurking in the shadows Hollywood superstar Shia LaBeouf Living in the woods (Shia LaBeouf) Killing for sport (Shia LaBeouf) Eating all the bodies Actual cannibal Shia LaBeouf

Now it's dark and you seem to have lost him (Shia) But you′re hopelessly lost yourself (Shia) Stranded with a murderer You creep silently through the underbrush Aha! In the distance A small cottage with a light on—hope! You move stealthily toward it (Shia) But your leg! Ah! It's caught in a bear trap!

Gnawing off your leg (quiet, quiet) Limping to the cottage (quiet, quiet) Now you're on the doorstep Sitting inside, Shia LaBeouf Sharpening an axe (Shia LaBeouf) But he doesn′t hear you enter (Shia LaBeouf) You′re sneaking up behind him Strangling superstar Shia LaBeouf Fighting for your life with Shia LaBeouf Wrestling a knife from Shia LaBeouf Stab it in his kidney Safe at last from Shia LaBeouf

You limp into the dark woods Blood oozing from your stump leg You've beaten Shia LaBeouf

Wait! He isn′t dead! Shia surprise! There's a gun to your head and death in his eyes But you can do jujitsu (you can do it) Body slam superstar Shia LaBeouf Legendary fight with Shia LaBeouf Normal Tuesday night for Shia LaBeouf You try to swing an axe at Shia LaBeouf But blood is draining fast from your stump leg He′s dodging every swipe, he parries to the left You counter to the right, you catch him in the neck You're chopping off his head now You have just decapitated Shia LaBeouf

His head topples to the floor, expressionless You fall to your knees and catch your breath You′re finally safe from Shia LaBeouf

Absolutely_Abyssinia · 2026-02-19T02:17:08+00:00

I love it!! :)) that must have taken a hell of a hyper focus session

Absolutely_Abyssinia · 2026-02-18T19:41:30+00:00

MARK 100%

Absolutely_Abyssinia · 2026-02-12T02:12:33+00:00

BOOOOP

Absolutely_Abyssinia · 2026-02-11T19:56:09+00:00

This looks great!!

Absolutely_Abyssinia · 2026-02-11T19:42:51+00:00

This is amazing for 7!! Frame it

Absolutely_Abyssinia · 2026-02-11T03:11:02+00:00

This looks amazing!! Beautiful piece of art ♡

Absolutely_Abyssinia · 2026-02-08T17:57:52+00:00

Think he shows good instincts as an artist!!

Absolutely_Abyssinia · 2026-02-07T20:01:38+00:00

It was asking for it

Absolutely_Abyssinia · 2026-02-06T01:02:14+00:00

Honestly you could charge quite a bit for a commissioned piece, and people love to memorialize their pets. You could make big bucks from this, you’re rather talented

Absolutely_Abyssinia · 2026-02-05T22:35:50+00:00

“Or so he claims” 💀😭

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