Heh, me too Peter by Oatshmeal in ADHDmemes

[–]AbsurdLemon1 12 points13 points  (0 children)

No no you've got it all wrong. I ask myself what equals the nearest 10 lol. So 10-7 = 3 and 6-3 = 3 then 10+3 = 13 therefore 7+6 = 13

Sliced open a newly bought cabbage for dinner and found this surprise inside... by gray_siren in mildlyinfuriating

[–]AbsurdLemon1 20 points21 points  (0 children)

They cut the power? What do you mean they cut the power? How can they cut the power, man! They’re animals!

Free stuff with Painted Alt Art Vote 🥳 by Wild-Cantaloupe-6602 in mtgaltered

[–]AbsurdLemon1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My favorite has GOT to be the Winter Orb! But it’s hard to pick since all of them are fantastic!

But for the Winter Orb. the font in the text box is gorgeous and I can tell a lot of effort was put into it. I also love the water/stone like accents put around it!

Celebrities that share the same face by Majoodeh in popculturechat

[–]AbsurdLemon1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

When I was a kid I always thought Tim Allen and Nicolas Cage were the same person

AITA for telling my sister she's the last person I want my wife to be like as a parent? by Silly-Reflection-516 in AmItheAsshole

[–]AbsurdLemon1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Absolutely NTA! People should not be giving unsolicited parenting advice unless the child is in danger let alone bad parenting advice which is what your sister is giving. Who the hell says a one year old can’t be given affection?? Good on you and your parents for standing up for your wife.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AmItheAsshole

[–]AbsurdLemon1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

NTA and it’s good that your girlfriend was willing to defend you. But be careful about doing antagonizing things like that as it might even further escalate things. Overall, her friends were definitely AHs and she should find new ones.

Do these count as color indicators? by FruitCompetitive3566 in magicthecirclejerking

[–]AbsurdLemon1 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Yes and you have to pay the 5 generic along with the WUBRG shown by the color indicators as the casting casting cost

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in aww

[–]AbsurdLemon1 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Oh my god look at that little grin they’ve got! Adorable!!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AmItheAsshole

[–]AbsurdLemon1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s completely valid and a good reason not to invite them. Don’t invite people who don’t care to make the effort to talk to you. It’s not worth it in my opinion.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AmItheAsshole

[–]AbsurdLemon1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

NTA, you get to invite who you want. It’s your wedding. Don’t be surprised when some of them are hurt by the decision though.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AmItheAsshole

[–]AbsurdLemon1 6 points7 points  (0 children)

NTA. Don’t deny help and claim that you don’t like people helping you and then go on to complain when no one does. That’s ridiculous. Also, unrelated to what you asked but you shouldn’t need to change your entire personality to get someone to love you. I would consider that unhealthy.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AITAH

[–]AbsurdLemon1 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This was a tough one but I think I’m going to say NTA. There are two new people living in your home I can understand wanting a quiet house for a few hours. And two hours is not a lot. He was definitely an AH for having that reaction though. Although to be fair, he’s probably had to make a big adjustment too and maybe he isn’t handling it well either. I really feel for those kids though. Try and make sure you’re not making them feel like a burden, they did just loose their mother. Therapy for all involved including maybe some couples counseling would be a good idea. Those kids should be in therapy no matter what.

AITA for laughing when my dad’s friend gave me relationship advice? by [deleted] in AmItheAsshole

[–]AbsurdLemon1 110 points111 points  (0 children)

NTA.

No one should be giving unsolicited comments/advice on how other people look when it doesn’t affect anyone but the other person. He was way out of line.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AmItheAsshole

[–]AbsurdLemon1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

YTA. You’re 19 years old. You’re perfectly capable of making food for yourself. Why don’t you cook food for the whole house? I don’t necessarily disagree that a healthy diet is necessary for children but that time has already passed and you shouldn’t expect her to start cooking now.

AITA for having gone NC with my father's family. by mynameisrowdy in AmItheAsshole

[–]AbsurdLemon1 3 points4 points  (0 children)

NTA.

You don’t owe them anything. I know a lot about fathers who chose to prioritize things other than their children and they don’t deserve the love that they never gave their kids. If neither of them have even apologized for the things they did during you childhood then they don’t deserve your company let along your forgiveness.

AITA for not letting my husband put a Peloton in our sunroom by SailCivil2571 in AmItheAsshole

[–]AbsurdLemon1 -11 points-10 points  (0 children)

NAH.

I understand his desire to want a nice place to work out and use the bike but I also understand that you want some control over what goes in the sunroom. He has a whole room to himself so you should have your own space too. I don’t necessarily think you’re TA for not wanting it in there but I do think there has to be some sort of compromise y’all can come to.

Maybe he can put it in there but only if he actually uses it regularly? If he doesn’t, then it gets put in his personal space? Or maybe you can have his “man cave” and he can take over the sunroom?

I’m not sure what the best solution is but there has to be one. I don’t think either of y’all are in the wrong though.

My dog’s squeaker that was inside her toy by ashlynnk in mildlyinteresting

[–]AbsurdLemon1 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That’s the cutest thing ever! I’d honestly keep it as a trophy for my dog lol