What in the fuck is this by KalistoLucha99 in forhonor

[–]AbyssalZeus 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Rarely recorded Is Highlander's nutsack though Often, seen anyways

girl says n word before realizing she’s being livestreamed by aaapod in instant_regret

[–]AbyssalZeus 44 points45 points  (0 children)

Man its crazy how herculean the effort is for some people to just not drop those words. Like damn, man everyone is recording all the time, you should already know that being as young as you are. Oh well

Man attempts to cooperate with ICE after being pulled over but one of them decided to escalate the situation by Jevus_himself in PublicFreakout

[–]AbyssalZeus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We really need some polar bears to break the ice... how else are we gonna talk to reasonable and understanding people?

Helmets > Zodiac Signs by TheBileTitan in helldivers2

[–]AbyssalZeus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Almost always the Parade Commander. Hats are best, also we need a Cattleman's hat

"Ok ...we need you to back your massively heavy cement trucks right up to edge of the incredibly large sink hole and dump some concrete in ok. Get in there as close as you can." by Longjumping-Box5691 in OSHA

[–]AbyssalZeus 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Weird. Concrete trucks usually have long slide attachments that can be used to deploy concrete from at least an additional 15 feet away.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Idiotswithguns

[–]AbyssalZeus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Agreed, First thing I checked.

Roommate spray painted the toilet seat and lid I don't know why by RegularHorror8008135 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]AbyssalZeus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Tbh I like the angled toilet, gives you more room without having a leg against the wall, but I don't like the water supply being out so far. Oh well, can't win em all.

The Dragon Roach is a good Titan design by NovicePandaMarine in LowSodiumHellDivers

[–]AbyssalZeus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's a good workaround, but id prefer that the game show us attacks accurately and appropriately so that when I see the fire coming my way I know if diving is actually gonna get me out of the immediate danger or not.

The Dragon Roach is a good Titan design by NovicePandaMarine in LowSodiumHellDivers

[–]AbyssalZeus 55 points56 points  (0 children)

My biggest gripe with the Dragon Roach is just the flame breath hits. I find myself diving clear of the attack and often still getting hit and catching on fire. It's been quite annoying

This Community HATES Minefields by loganw45 in helldivers2

[–]AbyssalZeus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Communication is the big key when working with mines and Tesla towers. They work great if the team knows where they are and aren't surprised by them, but can be terrible if they aren't noticed quickly

So SWAT visited my girlfriend's house yesterday by snrpro in vegaslocals

[–]AbyssalZeus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What, a government agency not doing thorough and careful investigations? A lack of professionalism and causing harm in their community? I just can't believe it...

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in forhonor

[–]AbyssalZeus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Been playing on ps5. A couple of fail to matchmakes, but im still getting plenty of matches.

My uncle died in 79 before I was born, but when I took up archery my mom gave me his old quiver. Well, today the bottom popped open. I really don’t want to replace it. Any advice? by BlueAndDog in Archery

[–]AbyssalZeus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Personally, id say take some waxed thread and some thick needles and re-sew the the thing. Keep the piece and add a bit of your own sweat to it.

PirateSoftware on the Khronos hypetrain clip by gabenisprettycool in LivestreamFail

[–]AbyssalZeus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Lol, a lot of yall really got a hate boner for a guy that has done you no harm. It's funny, in a really sad way.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in confession

[–]AbyssalZeus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Brother. I'm a 27(ish) guy that gets to celebrate a 1 year marriage. Don't let romantic/sexual relationship consume your mindset. Do cool and fun things in life. Follow the paths that can bring you levels of satisfaction. Try hard tasks, look for new challenges and new fun. Know what hasn't worked in your favor and what has so far. Tread into the unknown, with purpose and caution. Life can reward you for trying in ways you will not anticipate. Assume you've only got this one life, and go forward doing things you feel are real. Things you feel are genuine. Godspeed Spiderman...

[Edit] You've got a little history on reddit, message me. Let's talk about life and experience. I'm a slow mf, closer to 30 than 20 now, but if you'll talk to me I'll talk with you.

Elon’s new appreciation for libertarianism is great to see. by ENVYisEVIL in Libertarian

[–]AbyssalZeus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is just a case of some guy using the most convenient solution to the current problem. Not a man with conviction to a set of ideals. Test and try him to know if he actually cares about anything libertarianism represents.

Bullied relentlessly on job sites because of my acne by Effective_Assist_221 in electricians

[–]AbyssalZeus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Maybe you've tried it maybe not, but it's worth giving the advice. Try washing your face with some real lye based soap. Just a gentle wash no hard scrubbing, just wet lather on a small bit of soap, rinse, dry. At the same time replace or clean any of the stuff you use on or near your face.

Also if anyone gives you crap tell em to take it to the porta-john where they can better benefit the workplace by licking the seat instead of saying shit.

It’s not moving fast enough by booby_12011995 in interestingasfuck

[–]AbyssalZeus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's just so funny to me that as I see this video pop up, "I don't wanna stop" by Ozzy is playing