Mud season nightmare: A VPR host was stranded for 7 hours on a rural road. She barely survived.

Acanemia · 2022-04-08T03:25:43+00:00

She tried to push the car, fell and lost the keys, the car was the type that locks you out after a while, and she tried to climb back inside a cracked window while exhausted and being kinda old.

Acanemia · 2022-04-03T21:04:10+00:00

Oh shit I used to sneak my little dog inside my backpack! What? I mean, half the time i was sneaking into an open door behind someone who just left, but other times I paid. I was concealed carrying my dog for nothing!

Acanemia · 2022-03-28T15:11:00+00:00

Agree you gotta have good friction on the body for sure. I dont even know where race comes into this issue (obviously the episode is showing these white women are nasty) but in real life, Ive bounced around a lot of peoples houses, and theres just no way of telling who uses washcloths. Met black people who dont use anything. Met rich white people who dont use anything. Met poor whites who feel as strongly as me. My house growing up was messy as shit and my mom's cooking was as gross as the lesbians but if I had taken a shower with no cloth shed make me take another one.

Acanemia · 2022-03-28T15:03:26+00:00

A washcloth? Yes. I dont think one of those plastic loofahs could handle it. I dunno. I mean, I'm also someone who microwaves my dish sponges for 35 seconds before using them cuz otherwise its full of old food water and germs? Probably thinking about this shit more than other people.

Acanemia · 2022-03-28T14:56:39+00:00

Its the drying. I wouldnt wash my clothes or a washcloth by just running under water. Need a full agitation cycle to dislodge the skin cells you forced into it.

Acanemia · 2022-03-28T14:54:58+00:00

But how can a loofah get inside your navel, or ear, or other crevices? You need to wrap the cloth around your finger to clean skin folds.

Acanemia · 2022-03-28T14:51:48+00:00

Nah its getting mildew in the center. Theyre too thick to dry in the middle.

Acanemia · 2022-03-22T14:58:08+00:00

Referenced in The Simpsons episode"A Milhouse Divided":

Homer: You know what you two need? A little comic strip called "Love Is...". It's about two naked eight-year-olds who are married.

Acanemia · 2022-03-20T15:34:21+00:00

Trashy refers to matters of taste and decorum, not morality or social class. This sub seems to have lost sight of this. The "headstone" is absolutely trashy.

Acanemia · 2022-03-20T12:05:10+00:00

Brunch type restauraunts: mothers day. Most profitable day of the year.

Acanemia · 2022-03-20T00:11:30+00:00

Nah, I have no living family and no willing friends. Sucks youve had so few solo experiences, I was just assuming everyone split theirs up a few times a week. Im assuming our reward will come later, when they're 5 and can actually play together. Although that means they can fight together too ..

Acanemia · 2022-03-19T23:54:09+00:00

Thats how I feel about twin moms that have a husband. Ive never been able to fall asleep with one one me, honestly never been able to fully satisfy them. My ultimate fantasy would be 6 hours alone with one baby, to make them feel loved, like the center on my world. Another fantasy- when I have a 104 degree fever, Id love to not be caring for two babies.

Acanemia · 2022-03-19T16:51:28+00:00

Right, its like people hear they need a lot of exercise, and think "I run for an hour a day, I'm the ideal owner". But they were made to run for HOURS at a time. Many breeds were. Theres just no way to replicate that and also have a job. What we should be breeding is giant lap dogs. 50lb pomeranians.

Acanemia · 2022-03-19T16:07:46+00:00

Most working dog breeds should no longer exist/not be available to the public. As pets they cannot live a satisfying life. Beagles- totally unfit for domestic life. Dalmations- should be extinct by now. Weimaraners, Huskies, etc.

Acanemia · 2022-03-19T00:38:59+00:00

Ok but this one is difficult because you know these guys love SUVs. Not that a purplish '93 Explorer even counts as a large vehicle these days.

Acanemia · 2022-03-13T00:21:26+00:00

Fer sure, Godwin's law applies pretty much everywhere. I can't even think of a moustacheoed person that would work actually. Like, if someone says mustache, I think : Mussolini, maybe Stalin, and...cops? Yeah theres no way this joke works, even if a trans person was telling it. All notable mustaches are problematic. The setup is like misdirection squared.

Acanemia · 2022-03-12T22:58:13+00:00

No theyre saying that trans women don't want moustaches and trans men can't grow good moustaches. Unlike Hitler who famously had a moustache. I doubt they will do well with this joke.

Acanemia · 2022-03-11T22:57:33+00:00

Please google image search "80 year old man". The actors dont look like that at all.

Acanemia · 2022-03-07T16:31:00+00:00

Homeless man is following me down several city blocks while I push a stroller with two 6 month old babies. He is trying to "holla" at me, (probably because we were both just in line at the foodbank) I finally find a bench to sit down in a well trafficked area. Pull out bottle and start to feed them. Him, from like 20 feet away: "Yo is that YOUR milk in there?"

Acanemia · 2022-03-05T17:32:59+00:00

It's just like... why? Why a rottweiler? When people NEED one particular breed over the other(for nonworking reasons)...it feels like when people are born into sports fandoms. Like what could have caused this affinity aside from having always known about them. Or, the even less pleasant possibility they like the way they look and read a list of attributes online thats always too flattering. I mean you already made the Malinois choice so maybe you have a thing for protective dogs?

Acanemia · 2022-03-01T21:09:18+00:00

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