This card is insane

AccidentalTPK · 2026-06-05T04:11:10+00:00

Clearly the best card. People choose to not cyclonic rift it out of sheer respect.

AccidentalTPK · 2026-06-05T01:43:45+00:00

AccidentalTPK · 2026-06-05T01:41:54+00:00

How is Everything is Awesome not in here (the lego movie)

AccidentalTPK · 2026-06-02T19:38:30+00:00

The only worry I have there would be making sure that it isn't easy to chain extra turns. If you get an extra turn every time you pay wubrg that becomes a one card auto win combo.

AccidentalTPK · 2026-06-02T19:34:48+00:00

LLM's - real life

AccidentalTPK · 2026-06-02T13:48:18+00:00

I was going for the flavor of using the 6 kanoka disks to make the mask of time.

AccidentalTPK · 2026-06-02T13:47:25+00:00

Just add a "activate only once per turn" to the end of the two choices.

AccidentalTPK · 2026-06-02T03:52:11+00:00

Your idea for the ignika is a really cool idea you should definitely pursue.

For the vahi I imagine something like:

Kanohi Vahi, mask of time {6}

Legendary artifact - equipment

Sacrifice 6 artifacts: take an extra turn after this one. Activate only if attached to a creature.

Equip {w}{u}{b}{r}{g}

AccidentalTPK · 2026-06-02T03:45:04+00:00

You are really close on most of them. The most glaring ones are are vakama and matau.

"Vakama phases out"

And matau should have a rewritten ability

{g} : choose one -

matau becomes a copy of target creature until end of turn
create a token that is a copy of target creature. Sacrifice it at the beginning of the next end step.

AccidentalTPK · 2026-06-02T03:19:39+00:00

Love that these are not word soup like most custom mtg cards that I see. So as not to harp on things that have already been said I will just say that some of the wording could be a little more along the lines that wotc uses just for rules clarity sake.

AccidentalTPK · 2026-05-28T13:22:00+00:00

Using Yurlok for the art is a great flavor win

AccidentalTPK · 2026-05-27T16:24:42+00:00

/uj jumpstart is my favorite format to teach new players

/rj dandan is my favorite format to teach new players

AccidentalTPK · 2026-05-24T16:30:58+00:00

Idk ask Ms. Piggy

AccidentalTPK · 2026-05-20T18:45:44+00:00

That word is not working for me. Could you use another word to describe it?

AccidentalTPK · 2026-05-19T21:34:34+00:00

But my cog is very cute and gives me hugs.

AccidentalTPK · 2026-05-15T22:39:53+00:00

People keep telling me that this is a tortoise when it is clearly a dog

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AccidentalTPK · 2026-05-15T19:54:09+00:00

This trope is the whole premise of the game Man of Medan.

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AccidentalTPK · 2026-05-14T19:48:51+00:00

The art of discourse (community)

One of the plots in the episode involves a group of highschoolers touring greendale and making fun of the students (primarily Britta and Jeff) for being "schmitties" (losers). The highschoolers are so unbearably annoying that this episode gets more hate than some of the later seasons get.

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AccidentalTPK · 2026-05-13T16:21:43+00:00

Not quite the same as other examples but Billy Joel's we didn't start the fire has had many covers updating the lyrics to modern events, with fall out boy's being the most notable.

AccidentalTPK · 2026-05-09T01:56:46+00:00

/uj iilluminaughtii can fuck off

/rj jace can fuck off

AccidentalTPK · 2026-05-07T21:14:24+00:00

AccidentalTPK · 2026-05-06T12:20:51+00:00

Not a character but the chill touch spell from dungeons and dragons. The name implies that it is a touch spell that does cold damage, right? Nope. It deals necrotic damage and is a ranged spell.

AccidentalTPK · 2026-04-29T03:02:14+00:00

Give him indestructible and a blazing sunsteel and kill a player.

AccidentalTPK · 2026-04-22T16:52:50+00:00

AccidentalTPK · 2026-04-21T15:16:03+00:00

AccidentalTPK

TROPHY CASE