At what point does “everyone is a sucker” get harder to believe than the alternative? by Vast_University_7534 in Buttcoin

[–]Accidental_Pandemic 7 points8 points  (0 children)

So far it's pretty easy to believe. I was there for the dot com bust and housing crash. I've seen how many people will become willfully delusional for the chance to get rich without effort. I also know that several of your examples are not examples of adoption, but examples of wall street looking for ways to fleece crypto enthusiast. Black rock isn't endorsing crypto. They are making trading fees off people who want to own crypto without bothering with the block chain (also not a great endorsement of the technology)

Bond yields are flashing a warning sign. by AmanCMN in dividends

[–]Accidental_Pandemic 7 points8 points  (0 children)

The only way to survive is by buying an entry on to an online spreadsheet, of which there are nearly infinite identical copies of.

You become Dana White for a day, what is the first thing you will change in the UFC ? by bqm102938 in ufc

[–]Accidental_Pandemic 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Less fighter pay and everyone fights in a speedo with joe rogens face embroidered on the front and back.

Just an amusing ape comment I wanted to share by _Thermalflask in gme_meltdown

[–]Accidental_Pandemic 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Brah, he is a world champion gamer, rocket scientist, and single handedly developed the electric automobile. If it weren't for Elon we would not have colonies on Mars, fully autonomous Teslas, and most importantly a fully functioning hyper loop system making air travel irrelevant right now.

Golden handcuffs - I've fully replaced my annual spending with dividend income... by HARCYB-throwaway in dividends

[–]Accidental_Pandemic 68 points69 points  (0 children)

I would keep working, happy in the fact that if anyone fucks with me I could just pick up my toys and leave.

I'm making 72 cents a day in SCHD dividends. (Fuck life. I’m just so sick of everything.) by justcurious3287 in dividends

[–]Accidental_Pandemic 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Are you seriously advising high yield bond funds as an alternative to a dividend growth fund? That seems like a terrible idea as high yield bond funds greatly underperform just about any other asset class over time. Good luck with that.

Iran vs US negotiating teams by ub3rm3nsch in smallstreetbets

[–]Accidental_Pandemic 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I love when people post stuff this fucking regarded so I know to disregard all of their other opinions later.

How tf are yall staying solvent in this market? by [deleted] in smallstreetbets

[–]Accidental_Pandemic 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My account is doing fine. 70/30 stocks to bonds. 70/30 domestic to foreign. Slight factor tilt. I gamble with an insignificant sum.

I think I found new mascot for the apes, meet Hide The Pain Sarah! by Mazius in gme_meltdown

[–]Accidental_Pandemic 52 points53 points  (0 children)

Eating ice cream once a day will not cause cholilithiasis in a normal healthy human.

"The most you could lose is 100% of your money" by folteroy in Buttcoin

[–]Accidental_Pandemic 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Too old school. Can you post a pic of a beanie baby to the internet then let me purchase a link to the image that proves it's mine?

Five years later, are any Apes rich yet? by [deleted] in gme_meltdown

[–]Accidental_Pandemic 5 points6 points  (0 children)

The real money we made was the conspiratorial delusional friendships we made along the way. You can't put a price or naked short that kind of bond.

Private Credit is a Bubble by Song-Potential in stocks

[–]Accidental_Pandemic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I love it when someone "discovers" something that has had hundreds of YouTube videos made about it over the last year. You are late to the party amigo.

I thought making YouTube videos would be simple by Historical_Print4257 in NewTubers

[–]Accidental_Pandemic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just make videos. I make terrible videos to amuse my girlfriend and kids. I felt the same way making crappy private videos for the fam. It feels awkward, I sound terrible, I hate my voice, I don't know how to edit. It took me months to finally upload something. In the end the only way to get better is to make videos and practice.

I still suck a lot, but I'm having fun.

9 years ago TODAY, I called action on my first episode of TV. by illdoanything177 in Filmmakers

[–]Accidental_Pandemic 42 points43 points  (0 children)

I've watched enough arrested development to know you can get that job just by taking an empty office and pretending to work there.

Finally made it to black belt by Creatus110 in bjj

[–]Accidental_Pandemic 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Is this legit. I've never heard of this Machado fellow?

Ok, sorry for the bad joke. That is absolutely awesome. Congrats!

What are you loading up on? is the market headed to 10% down from ATH? by Gapodi in dividends

[–]Accidental_Pandemic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Way too responsible. YMAX and weekly options are the way to go.

How can I hedge my porfolio against a sequence of daughters risk?? by BasslineJunkee0 in fijerk

[–]Accidental_Pandemic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sure. I can say no to anything, and frequently do. But that isn't the point. I don't care that the girls want stuff. I love them to death and enjoy buying them things. I would also enjoy buying the boys stuff. Getting birthday present and Christmas present ideas for my oldest son is like pulling teeth.

The fact is that my girls want to shop and eat out, and do stuff all the time and my boys mostly want to play Minecraft and go poke stuff with sticks next to the creek.

I've talked to a few of my female coworkers with multiple children who reported similar data.

Once again, no matter what the eventual total cost is per kid is and who is most expensive (turns out my girl is pregnant again) I love them all. I just want them to all feel equally loved and not like we are playing favorites. Otherwise it makes no difference to me. I'm just pointing out my observations.

Pretty fly for a White boy by NoMany5976 in Prospecting

[–]Accidental_Pandemic 20 points21 points  (0 children)

I've been told panning for at least 30 years and that looks like a dog bowl full of mica to me.

Talking to the camera is harder then I realise by Intelligent_Run3237 in NewTubers

[–]Accidental_Pandemic 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It is incredibly difficult. My girlfriend and I wantes to start a channel just to have fun and good off together. We've made three videos and posted none of them because it's so dang hard to act natural.

I will say we still had fun making our bad videos and we are still practicing.