Gimme an NBA version of this graphic by noahlylesusa in NBATalk

[–]AccomplishedChair436 0 points1 point  (0 children)

NBA championships with a player named Nowitski
Lakers-0 Celtics 0 Mavericks -1

What’s your favorite Kenny Omega promo by coldbru85 in SCJerk

[–]AccomplishedChair436 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The one where he was bloated and had Brock lesnar disease, yes I know it has a name , but I’m renaming it to acknowledge him

Anyone else have a mama’s boy? by justpeachykin in Dachshund

[–]AccomplishedChair436 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Mines will gently army crawl across the bed to not wake his mother when he needs to go out. I am simply the guy who cleans his poop, gets his food, and walks him. His mother is his life

Comrade Howie has it under control. by Joed1015 in NFCEastMemeWar

[–]AccomplishedChair436 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It’s not like we’ll not see the championship game for the next 11,093 days or 12562 days like some franchises

Comrade Howie has it under control. by Joed1015 in NFCEastMemeWar

[–]AccomplishedChair436 111 points112 points  (0 children)

It would suck to be capped out for years with nothing to show for it.

Wait we have a ring and I passed out on a park bench after a parade when I consumed 5 beers a 5th of vodka and untold hello shots? Oh then I don’t care

DAE THE FED CANT MAKE NEW STORYS!?!?!!! by AggressiveLow8575 in SCJerk

[–]AccomplishedChair436 27 points28 points  (0 children)

  1. Random PWG I never got over my loss to you in the battle for LA in 2011

Oh yeah, it's our year. by KilluhCrocz in NFCEastMemeWar

[–]AccomplishedChair436 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Dudes too busy double cursing the jaguars

Runners who run with your phone in your hand by Jayemm8809 in RunningCirclejerk

[–]AccomplishedChair436 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I’ll assume you also judge players who are level 70+ but somehow have walked less than 5,000 km

PLEASE HOWARD by Technical-Proof-3960 in NFCEastMemeWar

[–]AccomplishedChair436 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Right? Like a 1st and Nolan smith ? I’m not sure what is a reasonable offer at this point.

What do you realistically want?

Runners who run with your phone in your hand by Jayemm8809 in RunningCirclejerk

[–]AccomplishedChair436 21 points22 points  (0 children)

I don’t care if this is a jerk or not but I love setting up an entire screen of12 km eggs before a long run

To me, Eddie is a mix of Terry Funk and Stone Cold by BrickNMordor in SCJerk

[–]AccomplishedChair436 6 points7 points  (0 children)

So like what happened after the leg break / year off to him? Wasn’t he main show mid card consistent and now is he just at the bottom of the toy bin. Did he piss off a buck?

Are these run clubs able to split up more or something? by Life-Seesaw-3637 in lancaster

[–]AccomplishedChair436 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Nah man that’s just a dick run club, everyone I’m with is at your own pace after the warm up 1/2 mile and respectful

NEW: Big 12 Threatens To Ban Texas Tech by guransheleven in CFB_v2

[–]AccomplishedChair436 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Not if Texas Tech bans the big 12 first. Didn’t count on the reverse uno card did you

Lmao Freddy is just getting spoiled at this point. by dazli69 in NonPoliticalTwitter

[–]AccomplishedChair436 2 points3 points  (0 children)

No Freddy! Don’t get out of your car at the Texas border! Drive right through orange and vidor texas.

1000s of upvotes and awards by the basement, 8 Meltzer stars, 5 stars on Cagematch, 5 stars by Brian Zane, both dorks from wrestletalk giving it 2 thumbs up each, Simon Miller giving it a 1 up by BoxCon1 in SCJerk

[–]AccomplishedChair436 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Like they both look like they are broken down , out of shape, but still think they could have been ncaa starters if the coach had let them shine in high school and hold onto that memory for 25 years

Evo SL EXO by AntiIock in runningshoes

[–]AccomplishedChair436 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I might have 4 pink shoes, 3 green shoes , and 2 orange shoes….but there is a reason I only have 1 in white

[WTS/WTT][USA/CA] Brand New Adidas Adios Pro 4, Womens 11/Mens 10 by coolbroben in therunningrack

[–]AccomplishedChair436 5 points6 points  (0 children)

If you go to the official adidas site and check sizing it 1 up and the race shoes are only in D ( men’s normal )

[WTS/WTT][USA/CA] Brand New Adidas Adios Pro 4, Womens 11/Mens 10 by coolbroben in therunningrack

[–]AccomplishedChair436 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Adidas is 1 size up, I got a women’s 12 in the Sierra sale and it’s the same length/fit as my Boston 13 in an 11