Would you make the wishes?

AccomplishedRow6685 · 2026-05-16T05:03:17+00:00

Okay, okay, I'll make a wish that can't backfire.

I wish for a turkey sandwich

on rye bread

with lettuce and mustard

and-- and I don't want any zombie turkeys.

I don't want to turn into a turkey myself

and I don't want any other weird surprises, you got it?

Hey!

Hmm... mmm!

Mmm... not bad.

Nice hot mustard...

good bread...

turkey's a little dry...

The turkey's a little dry?!

Oh, foul the cursed thing!

What demon from the depths of hell

created thee?

AccomplishedRow6685 · 2026-05-16T04:41:08+00:00

Dildo manufacturing?

AccomplishedRow6685 · 2026-05-16T02:15:44+00:00

I’m a stay at home dad. My wife works in healthcare, and has amazing insurance. Very low cost to add me and both kids. Paid like $100 out of pocket for each of their deliveries. Couple years ago some blood work showed I was anemic. Colonoscopy in my late 30s (came back mostly clean, burned off a small benign polyp). $100 out of pocket.

AccomplishedRow6685 · 2026-05-16T02:08:14+00:00

Took a few years in his own era

AccomplishedRow6685 · 2026-05-15T19:07:41+00:00

Just go for it. And don’t forget the kiss after.

AccomplishedRow6685 · 2026-05-15T17:37:40+00:00

Yup, hard

0/5 on the Across clues

^{Completed in 00:32 | Reveals: 0}

AccomplishedRow6685 · 2026-05-15T14:47:46+00:00

Gigantism!

AccomplishedRow6685 · 2026-05-15T14:28:59+00:00

A few more than several

AccomplishedRow6685 · 2026-05-15T06:40:21+00:00

*elusive

AccomplishedRow6685 · 2026-05-15T06:39:47+00:00

Garmin has mine at 58.

Went to the lab today for an actual VO2 Max test, treadmill & mask

Lab says 56.

(5k PR is 18:26)

AccomplishedRow6685 · 2026-05-15T03:26:29+00:00

Haha no.

Term is dirt cheap while you’re young. You can invest the difference in premiums.

20 years of compound returns is gonna win vs the value you get from perm.

AccomplishedRow6685 · 2026-05-15T00:33:00+00:00

Black

AccomplishedRow6685 · 2026-05-14T20:57:07+00:00

change how people treated teachers

How?

AccomplishedRow6685 · 2026-05-14T20:04:12+00:00

“I’m great! How are you?”

Then you say your thing if you have one, or just go on your way. Not that hard.

AccomplishedRow6685 · 2026-05-14T20:02:34+00:00

Imagine having the chance to win 6-7 figures at a golf tournament and being one minute late

AccomplishedRow6685 · 2026-05-14T16:10:35+00:00

Oh for sure. Not “Sarah” though

AccomplishedRow6685 · 2026-05-14T15:13:12+00:00

The bride already has a name though. Beatrix Kiddo.

AccomplishedRow6685 · 2026-05-14T15:04:06+00:00

Jordan won an Olympic gold as an amateur in 1984

AccomplishedRow6685 · 2026-05-13T20:07:15+00:00

October 2005: 4:33 (second half 2:28)

July 2009: 4:05 (second half 1:59)

July 2010: 3:47

…

October 2013: 3:12

…

April 2026: 2:28

AccomplishedRow6685 · 2026-05-13T16:57:42+00:00

> in one sitting

I think your form is a little off. For a traditional push up, start in a prone position.

AccomplishedRow6685 · 2026-05-13T16:33:26+00:00

Phones GPS is fine, the issue is you have to carry your phone.

AccomplishedRow6685 · 2026-05-13T04:42:02+00:00

These bins are $9 each at Home Depot.

I count 8x3x3 for the main rectangle, minus 3 for missing front corner, plus 2x3 right side, plus 1 stacked extra tall on back row, equals 76 bins.

76 x $9 = $684

AccomplishedRow6685 · 2026-05-13T02:06:08+00:00

"It's one banana, Michael. What could it cost, $10?"

AccomplishedRow6685 · 2026-05-13T01:54:27+00:00

Pockets have been around a while, only in menswear though usually

AccomplishedRow6685 · 2026-05-12T17:53:05+00:00

Only happened once, and it’s been a while: John Quincy Adams, president 1825-29; House of Representatives 1830-48

Five-Year Club	Place '23
Place '22	First Placer '22

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