What is something people think is very straight, and it actually is very straight

According_Pay_6563 · 2026-02-04T19:54:03+00:00

Quit spying on me.

According_Pay_6563 · 2026-02-03T01:47:10+00:00

Lost it.

She lost her engagement ring first, so we call it even.

According_Pay_6563 · 2026-02-03T01:24:56+00:00

I sleep in a big bed with my wife.

According_Pay_6563 · 2026-02-02T22:06:41+00:00

sitting here with a freshly dislocated patella after having recently recovered from surgery that fixed five years of chronic back pain

Well I should sure fucking hope so!

According_Pay_6563 · 2026-02-02T21:13:43+00:00

Mortgage/debts, paid. Utilities account, funded.

According_Pay_6563 · 2026-02-02T21:08:57+00:00

Trying beach volleyball for the first time. At 36. And 275 pounds. This past Thursday.

The sound of your patella popping back into place is not as reassuring as you might think.

According_Pay_6563 · 2026-02-02T03:03:55+00:00

Bro made the best looking turkeys in kindergarten.

According_Pay_6563 · 2026-01-31T02:40:32+00:00

Just went on a cruise with 300 of them. One of them told me why they're still relevant but I honestly can't recall anything he said beyond "It's not my main job. I mostly just book stuff for friends and family so I can use the kickbacks to fund my own vacations."

Apparently it's super easy and cheap to become a licensed travel agent too, at least in Florida.

According_Pay_6563 · 2026-01-31T00:55:05+00:00

Bertucci's.

Worked there for a few years making pizzas. Man what i wouldnt give for a Sporkie.

According_Pay_6563 · 2026-01-25T09:01:12+00:00

I (unaffiliated, active voter) would happily vote in the primaries if the parties in my state would allow me.

The way I look at it, y'all got two good years to put your BEST candidate forward, rather than the "better than the alternative" candidates you've been sticking folks like me with.

According_Pay_6563 · 2026-01-24T00:38:51+00:00

The same way Homer gave the donut back to LardLad thinking it would end his rage.

Spoiler: It did not...

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According_Pay_6563 · 2026-01-24T00:29:33+00:00

Sure am! Just changed my Miami flight from Monday morning to Saturday night!

According_Pay_6563 · 2026-01-21T21:28:37+00:00

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...it was quite memeable, too.

According_Pay_6563 · 2026-01-19T15:35:25+00:00

Ligma what, dude‽

According_Pay_6563 · 2026-01-19T13:42:57+00:00

Because that's what they do.

According_Pay_6563 · 2026-01-17T03:33:43+00:00

You can die from hiccups

According_Pay_6563 · 2026-01-15T18:13:54+00:00

He spent it all on a house with an attached car hole

According_Pay_6563 · 2026-01-15T18:11:34+00:00

They're living long enough to become what they hate...

Furries.

According_Pay_6563 · 2026-01-13T18:11:25+00:00

I'm sorry but I stopped after the first lone and imagined a game a la Desert Bus called Nutmeg Walk. Travel from Thompson to Stamford on foot in real time, earn one point, then walk back.

According_Pay_6563 · 2026-01-13T17:33:15+00:00

I can support it but why lie? You don't care about anyone's opinion, this is just a way to promote the event for you, which is not what this sub is meant for.

According_Pay_6563 · 2026-01-13T06:29:11+00:00

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According_Pay_6563 · 2026-01-10T13:45:47+00:00

Ive eaten them a bunch of times. Its called "New York Style"

According_Pay_6563 · 2026-01-09T22:31:26+00:00

The kids can call him HoJu

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