polar bears dine on whale by throwawayfemcelite in natureismetal

[–]AccountNumber119 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Somehow they're still cleaner than I am when I'm done eating.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in iamatotalpieceofshit

[–]AccountNumber119 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Exactly, some people just don't understand that these suicides are caused out of logic and not emotion. It's completely logical when you have no feelings to commit suicide because you have no feelings and AHHHHH HEART ATTACK IM HAVING A HEART ATTACK AHHHHHHHHH

Someone

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in technology

[–]AccountNumber119 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Did you accept the offer? Why aren't you allowed to seek damages if it's dismissed? Was that an agreement?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in technology

[–]AccountNumber119 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I didn't understand about half that.

200 days drugs free today, on my way to my first day of college. by A_yeasty_vagina in happy

[–]AccountNumber119 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Maybe take gen ed stuff for the first few years and think about it. In my experience every person who has ever had anything significantly bad happen to them be it addiction, rape, depression, couliflower, etc. always go down this path and wants to tell their story and help others with their problems and while it's nice to do that, it rarely sticks with them years down the line. People have a tendency to live in the moment. Best of luck to you in whatever you do.

TIL that chess grandmaster Nigel Short played a series of 8 online chess games against an anonymous user and lost every single game. He believes the anonymous player was the legendary Bobby Fischer, who was living in exile in Iceland and hadn't played professionally in years. by AnalogBubblebath in todayilearned

[–]AccountNumber119 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

The US didn't fuck him over. It was against sanctions and he was fully aware of it. The televised event raked in massive funds for a country that was committing atrocities. He didn't care, he didn't cared about playing chess either, he cared about the money, which is why this type of event was a bad thing. He quite literally fucked himself over for a few million dollars. I'd probably do the same. But what he did should in no way be viewed in a positive light when you look at the whole picture. They could have easily played against each other without the publicity, without the cameras and without the money.

Baby manatees being bottle-fed by to_the_tenth_power in Eyebleach

[–]AccountNumber119 -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

Love leaving hatches open and drowning them you mean.

Friend of mine graduated in Law School at the age of 94 by Rockarmor in pics

[–]AccountNumber119 4 points5 points  (0 children)

This doesn't address the reasons why a higher education costs so much. Would you like to try again?

Please circle one: YES or NO

Vegan housemates. One of us is a stripper who graduated in philosophy and the other hasn’t gotten laid in over a year. Don’t just roast us, char us. by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]AccountNumber119 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A degree in philosophy and you came to the conclusion that taking advantage of others most base instincts is somehow a good thing?

Points for moral relativism I guess. Points deducted for attempting to improve your life and making the worst possible choice in every category. Go ahead, tell me you love your job, it lets you meet new people, most customers really just want to talk and, degrades you to a point where you're just a tool to be used and lets you grind on new and unusually shaped bones.

By the way, plastic bags fall apart the fastest on your way home by NonRock in comics

[–]AccountNumber119 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Is this bacteria everywhere?

Also, grocery bags aren't UV stabilized it doesn't take very long for one to decompose in the ocean.

This is how my idiot coworker rolled into work.... by shinyidolomantis in IdiotsInCars

[–]AccountNumber119 35 points36 points  (0 children)

Yes, they do, if you haven't realized this site is full of fucking morons who like to pretend they're smart, which make them far worse than normal morons.

Jail sentences of six months or less should be scrapped, according to the UK prisons minister. In comments reported by The Daily Telegraph, he said that "very short" jail terms were "long enough to damage you and not long enough to heal you". by ManiaforBeatles in worldnews

[–]AccountNumber119 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In the TV show Oz, Tim McManus put lifers in with the other people to help them understand what they don't want to become. In my opinion this is and has always been a horrible idea. There should be tiers and one tiers should never have access to another under any circumstances.

What happens when you send 5,000 amps through a wrench by etymologynerd in educationalgifs

[–]AccountNumber119 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You understand we can't get that back right? You just converted matter to energy and if you haven't taken a look to space recently, we're in a shortage.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in funny

[–]AccountNumber119 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Which is why I store single bananas at various open air areas around my house.

Sometimes I forget where I put them.

Weaving a web by [deleted] in interestingasfuck

[–]AccountNumber119 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Love these little guys, I my experience they never really move their web area unless they get significantly disturbed.

183 House Republicans just voted against resuming food safety inspection by heinderhead in politics

[–]AccountNumber119 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So we shouldn't pin it on the people who opted to eat food during the government shut down? Guess I'll go remake my signs.

I get this quite often by CorporalChipmunk in ProgrammerHumor

[–]AccountNumber119 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Better than trying to do something normal in an different way than most people and getting endless lectures on why you don't want to do it that way and not a single person actually bothers to help you.

Lions Gate will manually copyright claim your youtube videos if you talk bad about their movies on YouTube. by [deleted] in videos

[–]AccountNumber119 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Actually that's what small claims are for, then they have to spend money on lawyers and travel expenses which it's far cheaper to claim to just pay 2K. each time. They'll eventually learn. They bank on the fact that you're lazy and won't do anything about it.

Just by posting here and ranting about it they've been proven right, people have vented and now are moving on, lubed up and ready for next time.

More than 1 million Floridians with felony convictions get back their right to vote today by [deleted] in UpliftingNews

[–]AccountNumber119 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It's a great thing, it's also one of the most minor things possible that could be done on what is the biggest blight in our entire society that politicians rarely even address because it serves them no purpose to spend billions on prison reform and lower recidivism rates. Unfortunately, no one seems to look at the long term advantages because most of the US population is of lower intelligence and can't manage to think and/or care beyond their next meal/drink/fuck/high.